JR, jr.

It's not just a term, it's an actual legal status in some states. Including Texas, apparently.

It's not just a term, it's an actual legal status in some states. Including Texas, apparently.

I clicked on this article just to make sure someone had made a "say goodbye to THESE" joke. I see O'Neal took care of it preemptively. I'll be on my way.

I clicked on this article just to make sure someone had made a "say goodbye to THESE" joke. I see O'Neal took care of it preemptively. I'll be on my way.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus Well of course cannibalism is a crime. If it wasn't people would be eating each other all the goddamn time. Duh.

Oh, right. Now I remember them mentioning her on the commentary. She's the one who stoned Jack Black (and Sarah Silverman accidentally).

Oh, right. Now I remember them mentioning her on the commentary. She's the one who stoned Jack Black (and Sarah Silverman accidentally).

What did she do on Mr. Show? I don't remember that, but then, I really have no idea who she is.

What did she do on Mr. Show? I don't remember that, but then, I really have no idea who she is.

"Please, someone have a strong reaction to seeing my penis?"

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus Don't say that. DON'T YOU SAY THAT!

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus Don't say that. DON'T YOU SAY THAT!

I don't think that's illegal, unless you were thinking "crime against nature."

I don't think that's illegal, unless you were thinking "crime against nature."

NOTE TO CRIMINAL MINDS PRODUCERS: Yes, you can use my previous post on next season's DVD packaging.

NOTE TO CRIMINAL MINDS PRODUCERS: Yes, you can use my previous post on next season's DVD packaging.

If that's a crime then I don't want to be… um… not a criminal.

If that's a crime then I don't want to be… um… not a criminal.

Her ancestors were triceratops.