To answer your question, yes, Paycheck was terrible.

Why would we want to go to Pluto? Is there oil there?

Alumnus. "Alumni" is plural.

"That's probably why I'll never be elected President of the United States."

Llewdor, if that's true you've lived a very lucky, very sheltered life.

You may have actually ruined the Beatles in their entirety with this one. Damn you, Ruiner.

What?

Is it wrong that I read that as "am I the only one who?"

…and one of the things I like about Maron is that if it ever came up, he'd probably admit it was bullshit. Marc, career-wise, or at least time-doing-comedy-wise, is right in-between those two. He was looking down on Cook and up at Williams. That's where he was coming from in the interviews and I think he'd be the…

I think Marc himself would admit he was at least a little intimidated by Robin Williams. Love him or hate him, the dude's a huge name in comedy. Or was, at least.

The fourth Piranha movie, I mean. It would be the third sequel.

I understand this was meant as a secondsy (secondsie?), but wouldn't this sequel be the fourth one?

I don't really dislike Hunger Strike, but I'd put it in the "just okay" category. I do have to give Photo Shop a little more love than it got above, but maybe it's just because I love Droopy so much.

"…and Clive can keep his sarcasm."
"Luvly."

Fleetwood Mac has a singing goat, which I think is pretty cool.

Last week I had a dream that Jay-Z was a dog and he and I were roommates. We were switching bedrooms in our apartment for reasons I can't remember now.

TMOI, we (or at least, most of us) do, in fact, understand what "ironic" means, and the static you're getting is from those of us who resent the incredibly cynical assertion that anyone who makes an off-color joke about a gender/race/sexual preference/ethnicity secretly means what they say. If you don't like this…

Electric tie rack, it's so nice,
moves ties from side to side.
Electric tie rack, baby loves it.
Rackin' up electric ties!

What about Bruce Hitler?

Fuck
That's all I have to say.