His expression is one of such, ahem, otter delight.

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

White Sox fan here. I was at that game and the Cubs fans were going absolutely crazy after AJ got clocked. They weren’t so loud later that inning when Iguchi hit a grand slam and they were blown out. To this day, AJ will go down as one of my top 5 favorite sox players.

Mrs. Murphy sounds like a racist bitch.

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

I would like for people, esp. other people of color, to stop acting as if black people are in this privileged position where everybody takes our concerns more seriously than they take the concerns of other marginalized groups.

“Who’s That Girl”?

It’s a better idea to list real pros and cons of both candidates then the bs you posted. But then, you aren’t looking for dialog, just pushing opinion.

Bernie Cons:

Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

You know who would be a good Thurgood Marshall? Jeffrey Wright. He’s got gravitas, chops, and he’s recognizable too. Hell, they could even try Nate Parker if they wanted someone younger.

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

“Hey, you’re black, right?”

If, at any point in the last 15 years, Jim Irsay ever cared about fielding even an adequate defense, I'd hate the Colts as much as the Patriots right now.

You mean Cortland Innegan

Because nothing screams dignity like someone taking a picture of you without permission in order to portray your life situation as a dire absurdity in contrast with the product they're trying to advertise.