Buy a phone that isn’t the iPhone 7. Complication solved.

I've literally never seen anyone wear his shit.

Yup. “Anonymous” = “White. And Male.”

I want to like this because it looks like it could be fun, but the writing, based on what we’ve seen seems a bit...rote? We know they are bad guys, so why does every person have to continuously say “we’re bad guys” or some variation of that? It's like they're trying to sell the audience on something we already know,…

Nobody wants to fuck Taylor Swift.

Hey Bulls, this cat and I have a question.

That looks fucking awful. Not actual divorce, which I assume it is, but the show.

Fox firing someone for being racist? What world is this?

Now if only we could somehow ban him from life for life. And I'm not talking murder, just put him somewhere, distant and alone, with nothing but his privilege and bullshit rationales to keep him warm, forever.

If only she could have Selina Meyer as her veep, although I'm sure that wouldn't go over completely well because...Meyer. Bring on Liz Warren!!!

Pete Carroll gets his elongated head out of his ass and gives Marshawn the ball. Seahawks win and the (Simmons/Bayless-led) Tom Brady greatest ever rhetoric officially ends. **spoiler alert, he isn’t. It'll always be fucking Montana.

Who dis?

He’s absolutely right. It’s just like those white people who go to the restaurant in the (formerly) dangerous neighborhood for an “authentic” meal. It's a talking point.

“Laborers?” Huh?

Is this the song of whom the accompanying video she didn’t “approve of” and took down because it made her look smaller than what she actually is? If so, she's realllllly trying hard here.

Sigh. Whites.

Hell yes to this. I’d like to add “shame” to this. Everything is “shaming” something or someone in some form of fashion and it’s just fucking dumb. Or a shame. Sorry. I'll see myself out.

He is not dead. He just decided to finally take a day off. That's what I'm choosing to believe.

Nothing will convince me otherwise that I think millenials support Bernie Sanders because they think he’s Larry David.

I find the shittiness of the quality of the show ironic. It's as if the people running the show think of us, the audience, as the real zombies because as the ratings show, we keep watching. No matter what they do, how bad and contrived the plots and dialogue are, we still watch because we're mindless and our brains…