Damn. I can’t help but wonder if there is/was a better photo out there that didn’t relegate the “blackest lives” to the back. Hmm...

This is easily the worst thing I've ever read, and I've read Franzen.

Your mom is not normal.

Remember that whole “Seahawks fans are more than fans” letter that lady wrote a while back? She was right. They’re also racist. A “fan” would know when they were staring at Kam fucking Chancellor.

Oh that shit happens all the time...in Tecmo Bowl.

Apparently Kristen Stewart herself has a particular set of skills? I'd guess of the beej variety.

He wanted more and he's gonna get it. Right up his deserving ass.

Au contraire mon frer.

Is it too early to start calling this whole Microsoft debacle #billgate(s)?

Interestingly enough she's disappointed, as I'm sure the Academy thought they'd done their job by giving her that job.

I’m convinced the Oscars are now trolling us all, also what the added caveat of “What will Chris Rock do” to boost their ratings, because in what WORLD does Straight Outta Compton get nominations for nothing other than it’s (white-persons written) screenplay, which happened to be the WORST part of the film? Hmm...

2 out of 32 seems like a pretty bad example to make your case.

**obligatory JPP joke that I’m still writing anyway**

Heaven: a Men In Black-style flashy thing built into the flash of the camera, wiping not their memory, but their actual existence from everything.

From the looks of things, Aaron Rodgers has a pretty good beard going. His facial hair game though could use a little work...

If this were a conversation about equal pay in general across all industries, I'd be all in. But millionaires whining about other millionaires making more millions than their millions for doing literally 20-30 days of work? Nah. You don't get to bitch publicly about that. No sympathy.

As a black person from Chicago, I’m always excited to see my city onscreen, but.........

I’m with you on several points here, but I can’t seem to get past your “your” instead of “you’re.” When did we start accepting this?

My boyfriend had me at “sit on my face.” 2 years later, it's still the best seat in the house. #chuuuch

They're doing it wrong. If you have a petition with 130,000 signatures to get rid of her, that means 130,000 of you are watching. They love that. You want her gone? Stop watching.