Fuck you. Go Bulls.

Dearest Usher,

You wanna change your fucking life? Toss in a handful of dried cranberries in your guac. No snark necessary. Thank me (to yourself) later.

This show was written/created by the woman who wrote Breaking Bad’s “Ozymandias.” I’d watch a show about poop and menstruation, you could call it “Girls” or whatever, if she wrote it. Safe to say, I'm in.

*won a World Series. Damn anxious fingers.

I can’t wait for the Yankees to sign him away in free agency for seven thousand quintillion dollars, because that's just what the fucking Yankees do and that's the kind of money that will be floating around in 2021. And the Cubs still won't have World Series

If you watch the clips and photos of Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn together at he tourney, it's pretty clear that the couple is a sham. He is completely turned away from her, barely looks at her, celebrates with everyone around him but her...just come out already dude. I can see the headline now on some shitty piece…

Well done. And eew.

Amanda Palmer's next album will be titled "Journey to the Placenta of the Earth," and will feature at least two songs penned, arranged, and sung by her newborn. And I'll probably like it. Get it girl!

He didn't do the movie because they wanted him to show full dong so he turned it down? Well, we know what that means. Le sigh...

Either A) cops in that area have waaaay too much time on their hands or B) cops are so hard up for fucking with black dudes that they'll arrest one just for fun. A or B aside, fuck this noise.

With all the typos and bad English, one has to wonder if either Cortland Finnegan is just plain stupid or if Andre Johnson did severe damage to his cerebral cortex, rendering him stupid because. My money's on both.

looking *for

All that money, yet Chris Rock doesn't know "their" from "they're" and John Stamos doesn't know the word he was looking is actually "too." Le sigh. Now let me take my smart non-famous broke ass somewhere while they live THEIR awesome happily stupid rich lives.

As a woman who has expertly thrown tons of shadage years before it was the "it" thing, I have to question its cliched usage nowadays. The number one rule of properly thrown shade is never explicitly naming/referencing the person said shade is being thrown towards. I have to think most of these do not count. As you…

Brandon has said the voices in his head are sad about leaving Chicago but happy about the opportunity to play with the Jets but he's hungry and what's that over there and one foot, now the other, and space needles I wonder what Tina Fey thinks about organic goat's milk......

*Wilfork. Whatever his name is, fuck him.

Fuck Vince Wulfork.

Please tell me Brian Williams reported this.

Kane hurt too.