It's not like he was innocent - his dad was bad.

In the words of Raylan Givens (swoon), "I'm no Stephen Hawking, but I have a basic grasp of math..." which tells me shit author+shit book=shit movie.

Sports Illustrated Will Feature A Plus-Sized Human For The First Time.

If you've never watched Black Mirror, it is phenomenal. Every episode. But if you really just wanna get your Anglo rocks off, check out the episode "The Entire History of Us." It's beautiful. It's gut-wrenching. And some US network is gonna fuck it up. Le sigh...

Kate McKinnon is about to shut.it.dowwwwn!!!

I wonder if this snowstorm hitting Boston and it's surrounding areas is just God telling Robert Kraft and everyone else from Boston to shut the fuck up. Don't be shocked if brimstone and a plague of locusts is forecast in the coming weeks.

Dis nigga lyin.

It appears the solo number of hope for Hope is zero.

I think we all, including the Colts (see: TE Dwayne Allen's Twitter), know that they would've gotten drubbed Sunday night no matter what. The problem is Belichick and the Patriots just can't help themselves. Any advantage they can give themselves, legal, slightly illegal, or otherwise, they try and take it, like…

Collier you are dreamy.

Of course this happened in Boston. Of fucking course.

Yes, deflated balls are easier to throw, catch, and carry, but it matters not when said balls are thrown, caught, and carried against a defense who too is deflated and couldn't make a tackle to save its mother's head at gunpoint. The Colts stunk, period. Colts fan here. One of the actual few.

Fuck that shit. I'll take my chances as a black person in America where it's safer.

FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!! There is NO EFFING WAY that lady is 31!!! No. Way.

I'm calling horseshit. Titties and dicks never advance story. Story advances story.

Please feel free to tell us all about hell when you get there.

Also disturbing, see the writing gigs numbers. Over 70% male, over 70% white. Alarmingly, just over half are white dudes aged 40+. Exhibit A of why most TV sucks. Besides Breaking Bad of course. All the old white dudes involved with that were the shit.

James Harden is left-handed. And everybody knows left-handed dudes are bitches. Ok, not all left-handed dudes, but this one in particular, is a textbook hall-of-fame bitch, thus eliminating him and his no D playing ass from any conversation of best player(s) in the NBA. Give me Jimmy Buckets all day.

According to sources, Jim Caldwell actually furrowed a brow, a clear expression of his disbelief and displeasure with the call.

I don't see the big deal. Unless Mike Carey had also been officiating, then yeah. Or if he said " I got the word from Jungle Boy. You know, Jungle Boy. That boy, err, guy....man, who dresses like us, except "part" of his "stripes" don't come off with the uniform. Oh, I'm live? Roll the clock."