It's pretty alarming how everyone is all of a sudden crucifying Bill Cosby, and how suddenly he is creepy and predatory and yada yada yada, when just a month ago he was still TV's #1 dad of all time (so says http://www.imdb.com/list/ls0009929…). If the guy is actually found guilty all bets are off. Send him to a…

Was the guy she took home Seth Rogen? If this is somehow a "Knocked Up" sequel in a parallel world I'd be all over it. VP Paul Rudd anyone?!?

I remember one day when I was suicidal, I decided, instead of eating the rat poison pie I had baked for myself, that I would subject myself to something far more sinister and slowly life-ending because that's what I felt I deserved at the time, and I watched "First Take." On this particularly grim day in my (nearly…

And let us not forget this majestic beast's fantastic name.

"Larger men's sizes don't get the same level of attention." Fat dudes need love (and jeans) too.

The honeymoon'd better be a series of motherfucking job interviews set up by him for her.

But dat photoshopped waistline tho?

True story: Recently, whilst listening to Pandora (yes, I still use it), I typed the word "garbage" in the station search, and an Azealia Banks song, of which I've never heard and don't care about began playing. I was actually searching for the band Garbage, fronted by my homegirl Shirley Manson. Apparently Pandora…

So how the hell did she cheat? Meaning what did she do?

So Amy Schumer bravely did absolutely nothing here. Why the terribly misleading headline?

"Walker carted off." I'll stop there, don't wanna fuck up my karma points.

(To the beat) It's Nazi shit, and it's bullshit. Irrelevance why she tried to pull this. Nicki just stop your shit is a flop it's a wrap you're just not that cool bitch.

This thing should be released with a small caliber pistol and one bullet attached to the last page, because the end of that book should be the end of the life of whoever purchases this fucking thing. Good Lord.

Let's put this argument to bed: No matter what race, size, or orientation, New York men are assholes. Ass. Holes. Both videos prove it. Want something different? Move to Chicago. When a man approaches you in the street, like a respectable Midwesterner, the only thing he asks you for is change.

Exactly how does a baby sucking your exposed tit while you're in cap and gown say "You can do it too?" Last time I checked, Facebook has this thing called a "status update" where you can literally type the words "You can do it too."

Anyone who doesn't get what you are doing here should purchase the items you suggested in your post and, following somewhat similar curvature strokes and spacing, finish with the word "Dumb..." on their forehead, and "...as fuck." on their hands. And for an added effect, take said hand and palm their face with it…

The real victims here are horses and camerapeople. I shutter at the thought of no one standing up for the neigh-sayers. Yes, I did that.

I'm waiting for the inevitable bullshit hashtag #notallmen to start.

Apparently the whole "it's not you it's me" excuse wasn't enough. Thanks a fucking lot "science."

He was speaking to Aaron Rodgers after him throwing an interception. The name he called him after the "fuck you" is actually Mr. Rodgers' government name. I believe it is "Bitch." Consequently it also happens to be the name of every person who roots for the Packers as well. And the Patriots.