“Games as service” is industry-speak for “release a half-finished game at full price”.

I don’t even play this game, but every bit of news I’ve read of it lately has made it clear and obvious that this BF isn’t performing as well as its predecessors. 

I am actually more shocked and horrified at how not shocked and horrified I am this point in this seemingly endless stream of mass shootings than I am about any one of the past few mass shootings themselves.

Have you bought one yet? They’ve had just what you are asking for for a couple years now. I’m gonna guess the answer is no. Because while we all say we want those things, people actually buy camrys and crossovers. 

Maybe in the rear, but I find the rest of the CTS-V anything but bland.

IMO a lot of the confusion-fueled backlash could have been avoided if they had been crystal clear in their announcement with a “But Hey! Wait! there’s more coming. We are moving down V to make it more affordable and the new V series you know and love is a V+, VS or Blackwing with proper turbo V6 and V8s” or whatever…

Cadillac: “Fuck if I know”

Performance alone is not enough to get me excited. I want style AND substance, and GM only ever seems to focus on the latter and, even then, only when it comes to the driving mechanics alone.

I'm really confused by this - GM said that engine was designed as a "truck engine" - now they're throwing it in a sports car. 

It’s certainly very bad, and it reeks of cost cutting on what is supposed to be a “premium” product. If they did that on a Malibu or an Impala I could understand, but on the “standard of the world”?

So while the Germans churn out 500+ hp SUV’s Cadillac responds by...... Diluting the V branding.

I am long way from being excited by COD. But the “new engine” part alone at least makes me optimistic. About damn time! Could be promising even though it seems like just a rehash of previous ideas. 

I think you’re on to something here...

I’d like to propose a new advanced metric: The DeadspIndex.

If you have a passenger, you have three.

Fallon is just such a star fucking kiss ass who acts like he just can’t be thankful enough that (insert guest here) has graced his show with his/her presence.

Stephen Colbert and John Oliver are the only people worth watching on television at all.

Neither of The Two Jimmies are funny, talented, or watchable. I can’t stand Kimmel or Fallon. They’re both an embarrassment to watch.   And James Corden is almost as bad.

A 355. A 308. Classic, sporting, timeless. I think you can say that about very few of the cars they’ve put out in recent years.

I’d shit a brick if a new MR2 announced right now.