I’m managing to have some fun on my One X, but I completely agree that this game makes Battlefield V at launch look like a supremely refined masterpiece. Between the absurd amount of glitches, near total lack of squad/team play thanks to DICE axing classes in favor of yet another specialist system (complete with…

“9.3 seconds to pass 186 mph”

For that kind of money you could just buy an old Super Soaker CPS 2000 and drench your targets from head to toe in one shot. Just try not to shoot their eye out.

Yeah there really isn’t anything special about this car anymore. And depending on who you ask, it was always kind of a poser-mobile. Driven by the kind of person that really wants you to know they own a Range Rover.

How the fuck do you embed videos, btw? I remember it did that automatically.

“We can rebuild him; we have the technology.”

“It’s weight reduction bro.”

So anybody up for a round of Twisted Metal multiplayer?

Honestly I was surprised the PSP still had PSN support this late into the game. I’ve been running CFW on my PSP-1000 for probably the past 8 years and I assumed they had axed it not long after the Vita came out. Doesn’t help that I can’t connect to most WiFi networks with the thing.

“YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS!”

I can’t wait for wanting to throw my controller through the TV after failing a Coffee Break again.

As far as I remember, I don’t think custom races pay nearly as much as some of the later campaign races. That said, “Quick Race” or whatever has always been pretty restrictive. The closest you could get to a fully customizable race was doing multiplayer private lobbies where you could actually adjust the settings to a…

I really hope this extra time in the oven compared to previous entries pays off, especially since GT7 got delayed and this may sway me to upgrade to a Series X before a PS5. I’ve always felt Forza Motorsport has been trending backwards since FM4 and nothing from Turn 10 since has quite lived up to it. They’ve seemed…

Supposedly they fixed a lot of the sounds in FM7(even though the majority is somehow still a step backwards from previous entries), but not in Horizon 4.

This thing makes the Sebastian Vettel Edition FX50 look well thought out and tasteful by comparison.

It’s the exact same setup as the old cars except they replaced all the buttons and dials with a touchscreen.

Well why don’t we all just hop into our magical time machines and do just that then!

This. Sony’s move here will probably be what finally spurs me on to run CFW on my PS3, because at this point, why the hell not. If you can extend the useful life of old hardware you paid for and work around the loss of services that would normally enable you to use said hardware, then by all means.

Literally anytime you to go to the dealership maintenance department for anything.

This is one of the reasons I love Assetto Corsa on PC, just this kind of freedom to do whatever the hell you want. As a console racer I get giddy at the idea of being able to race tracks and cars from games that normally have no business being associated together, and even though it can be a little rough around the…