Back in September I wiped out on an electric longboard going about 15 mph and came out of it with a pretty tore up arm, busted toe(that still doesn’t totally feel right to this day), and a destroyed pair of shorts. Not something I want to experience again.

Can you repeat the question?

“Well fuck.”

Looks really, really nice.

Not to mention GT Sport seems like a far better taste of a new GT game than whatever the hell GT5P was.

This car is just ok.

I can’t really say I’ve driven in a whole lot of places compared to some people, but the Dallas-area, especially on the highways going through the city, is among my least favorite even in perfectly normal conditions. The perpetual roadworks combined with drivers ripping around congested lanes like it’s the Daytona 500…

But it also hasn’t had a completely new game since Paradise, and EA has taken a liking to different ways of screwing people since then. I’m sure a new Burnout game isn’t going to be a paid DLC-fest like Paradise ended up being(I’m looking at you, GT Nighthawk) but I’m also sure EA is going to find a way to incorporate…

“Starfuckers Inc.”

Well at least Burnout was acknowledged, but even if we did get a new game down the road I fear what kind of microtransaction riddled monster EA will turn it into.

Racing games are unfortunately ripe for this kind of shit. You have hundreds of cars and perhaps drivers that you can split up based on rarity/performance and lock them into unfair progression systems and loot drops padded with cosmetic garbage. Assuming there is going to be an EA Sports branded racing game, be it F1…

I may be wrong, but Hyundai and Kia toying around with breaking out of their “cheap car” brand image and trying things strangely upmarket reminds me a bit of early-2000s VW. The K900 in particular reminds me a bit of the Phaeton; big, powerful executive sedan that’s easily competitive with other cars in it’s class,…

Fun fact, Vector STILL exists, and they’re still trying to convince people they’re going to build a new car: the WX-8, that looked terrible even when the concept/prototype appeared in 2007. Now they’re just continuing to throw random powertrain/horsepower/top speed combos out there to make it still seem like the car is…

At this rate the Griffith might as well have three wheels and 84 MPG.

The game is having a serious identity crisis, and fans of MW I’ve talked with feel like they’re being “punished” for choosing the better game of the two. Having played both, I can feel that sentiment because Cold War feels... clunky and a bit dated compared to MW, to put it gently. I just couldn’t enjoy it nearly as…

Looks fine for what it is I guess, but the first thing that popped in my head upon looking at it was “Sebring Convertible”.

We want this:

Because that’s what I want: a 2007 GM “Luxury” SUV somehow made even worse by the pervious owner’s questionable aesthetic taste. All for $28,000.

There’s fifty feet of crap.