To be written by Drew:

a helmet and a hans device

It’s amazing that the death toll isn’t through the roof, given the paths they took. Missed my house by 3 blocks. It rained like stink, but the winds weren’t even strong enough to flap the greenhouse covers. Head east(ish) about a quarter of a mile and what used to be a UDF station lies in rubble. Tornadoes can be freak…

I hear that flag is now filing a sexual harassment lawsuit against Orange Julius.

Most Americans have no idea how their own country works, let alone the rest of the world.

Fuck you for being so insensitive. My attorney died of cardiac arrest in that tamale line. And he got sunburned.

What? The range on those is about 5 feet, not a block or two. Sometimes if I face the wrong way so my pocket is away from the door handle and my arm is outstretched it won’t unlock.

Almost looks like a sky net.

Why not design a key fob with a usb plug that slots into a usb port somewhere in the dashboard? It would solve both problems. You’d have a place to put the key, and the usb port could charge it. The one downside is that maybe after repeated use, the usb port could wear out, but I’m sure that automotive engineers could…

You know what I miss? I miss having to walk up to the television and turn a knob to change the channel. Remote controls are always getting lost or needing their batteries changed. It’s a huge pain, really, when all you should have to do is walk up to the TV and turn a knob.

Bigger trunk than the Mini. So there is 1 difference. And maybe we’ll also get it rebadged as a Corolla!

I moved from California to Georgia in an mk1 MR2 with one of these strapped down between the rear window and spoiler.

For me, being in the U.K. Not a chance, Crack Pipe.

Has anyone heard from Burneko since the Raps won? I imagine him under a bridge somewhere, scribbling on the pavement with a piece of charcoal, muttering about the End Times.

Ways Raptors can win

Full disclosure: as the username suggests, I coach hs football in Texas.  I absolutely hate this hire, chiefly because I have a conscience.  I know the image my profession has, due to movies and several stories of maniacal behavior that absolutely does exist.  If there's one thing I would like for everyone to…

I don’t think the travel on this keyboard is more than 2mm.. And the new ones seem like they have about 1mm.. 

I will settle for two types of keyboard if Apple can make it:

I’m typing this on my 2014 MacBook Pro 13" and the keyboard is not bad at all. I’m used to ThinkPads, which I think set the standard for laptop keyboard excellence, and I still strongly prefer. I use my ThinkPads far more than my Mac for various reasons, but the keyboard is a big part of that.

I have tried to use…