I normally wouldn’t get excited about winning 20 of the past 29 games, either. But after the worst five-year stretch in team history, with some young players showing signs of being worth a crap and the possibility of adding a big name or two this summer, I will take anything I can get.

My dog likes beer. Checks out.

Um, she knows they actually play, right? The kneeling thing is BEFORE the game. They get up in time to play the game.

And this woman is not a Karen. She is definitely an ironically named Heather or some other flower/plant based name.

In that moment, Altuve was thinking to himself, “I wish the Dodgers had won.”

More of a Carol IMO.

One of the many problems of being short: Always in the front row.

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

Everything about this shot is perfect. Chip Somodevilla deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this: photographic timing, capturing the pocket square in the background, everything. I love this so much.

Neiko Thorpe and Mike Tyson are not stadiums. They’re bipeds.

M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P!

“You guys get on your little fuckin’ knees, and not represent the American flag who made you what you are,”

White lady who smokes and drives an SUV is a large pool to pare down.

I bet her name is Karen.

You’re aware that stadiums and salaries are entirely different things, right?

No question this is a Lindbergh alum on her way to the methadone clinic, then Boeing.

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

Can we identify this lady and publicly shame her?

12th man hates 13th amendment.

I saw Van Vleet standing in line ordering an A&W burger a block from the ACC, and nobody batted an eye. He just looks like a normal 6 foot dude in sweats. Even guys sitting at the table next to me in raptors jerseys didnt notice him.

Easily you’re best post. Todays been great.