Until we see a tinder profile with the line “i fucked Odell Beckham Jr and did coke with him ... get on my level cunts” I’m going to assume this didn’t really happen.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

At first, Ollie won a championship and made the fans flip. I thought he might win 900 games. But lately it’s been a real grind. It’s quite a twist to see him completely lose control and fall right on his ass.

Now that you mention it - yes, I do think having Ward in that fear dimension role would have been phenomenal. Not only for the acting fireworks that would have been unleashed, but because Ward represents so much of what has been tearing apart the family Coulson has been building.

Coulson and Mike had a lot of history - from Coulson getting Mike detained to Mike getting Phil abducted. It was both friends and enemies and sllies and I think Coulson was more likely to believe someone wearing Mike’s face than Ward’s. And Peterson was around from episode one. I thought that was a nice circle.

People get weirdly defensive about hating and or ditching this show. It’s like, cool? It’s great now, but it’s totally OK that you don’t watch it. No need to drop in to shit on something other people enjoy.

I’m shocked that they didn’t get Brett, who doesn’t really seem to be doing very much right now, and always seems up for another appearance. I wonder if they could really only afford one actor, and they just went with Deathlok.

I got suitably weepy when they were all finding out about Coulson and that was a good thing. I like having a show with a group of characters that make me feel that much. After that, though, this episode was less than they intended it to be.

Fanservice or not, the FitzSimmons wedding was the real tearjerker moment for me. They are the heart and soul of the show, and while I could have done without the explicit confirmation that Deke is their grandson, it was a welcome injection of pure happiness for just a couple of minutes.

- Ya know, over the past few seasons, I constantly say to myself when watching “Ya know, Deathlok would sure be useful right about now.” And he finally showed up! :D

“Fuck, he might as well have not been sitting there”
“He fucking might as well have not been sitting there”
“He might fucking as well have not been sitting there”
“He might as fucking well have not been sitting there”
“He might as well fucking have not been sitting there”
“He might as well have fucking not been sitting…

There is a glaring error in this article. I mean, I can’t be bothered to look it up, but there is simply no way the Magic have been to the NBA Finals in the past decade. And supposedly with Dwight Howard leading them there? LOL!

This early start was wrong, but officials ruled that since there was no possession when the clock went off, they’d reset the clock back to 0.6 and hoist a jump ball in the center circle.

I would have given my left nut to escape a few hours of wedding planning, the fuck is Turner complaining about.

Yes. Give me all of the drama, and let it end in Temecula.

Is this film actually trying to discourage me from watching it?

“Hey, folks, here are 12 classic movies you could watch instead of Ready Player One!”

Southwest actually asks people to wait if you try to scan your pass and it’s not your turn yet.

what’s a white sox