Today is my day damnit!

Are those “alcohol fueled revelers” or “violent thugs”? Let me check the chart:

Username / Comment Content synergy is on point.

Everyone saw the Duracell tweet, right?

Meanwhile at the White House.....

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

BAD DOG

I drink his tears. But only because they’re perfectly pH balanced to my body’s chakra and infused with minerals and a lemon flavor.

Cruelty to animals isn’t funny, Barry.

Fuck off, just because you didn’t like the ending of The Last Jedi doesn’t make it non-canon.

That’s the point. They don’t bring in Timberlake or Lady Gaga or Katy Perry to entertain the people already watching the super bowl. They do it to pad viewership numbers by getting non-football fans to watch the halftime show.

The stunned silence in the crowd is from everyone finding out that the new Cloverfield is about to drop.

Did you miss the whole part where the force powers that where introduced were already part of the Expanded universe like almost 10 years ago? Star Wars Fan here. TLJ was fucking fantastic in how disruptive it was, get over yourself.

TLJ is like listening to a guy tell you how dumb you are for liking star wars

Alright, not bad. You’ve got my attention.

DILLY DILLY!

“Dave, this is the most important marketing campaign of the year. Make sure all the Eagles fans have charged batteries.”
“Make sure all the Eagles fans are charged with battery. Got it.”

They’re better than that stupid “What’s a computer?” commercial or those stupid fuckin “REAL PEOPLE NOT ACTORS” ones.