I find it amazing that some could have alcohol problems for 30 years and a cocaine problem of 2 years.

Am I supposed to be cynical about this? Dude’s working his recovery. Can’t fault him for that. We’re all potentially vulnerable to falling off the deep end.

For the seminal role it played in ending white privilege, this tape should be shown in middle school history classes.

“Also I need more cocaine. Does anyone have any cocaine??!!!!”

Switch to Sugar Free Haribo gummy bears. They’re delicious...but you’ll be leaking in a different way. Sinner

because he was trying to get rid of his stash before boarding the plane to London.

Average age of these 2nd graders: 15 years old

Venom is a totally lame, everyone!

My favorite thing about sober kid conversations is that they’re exactly the same as drunk adult conversations.

Oh man, I was rooting for the Vikings to lose because I’m an angry Bears fan and was looking forward to the Drew Magary twitter meltdown, but now I’m reaaaally rooting against them, for the children.

I want to star this to see if I age 10 years because of it.

Absolutely. I guess they would have to do some curating of their premium offerings, but they will leave any video up until it is reported for TOS violations.

Seriously?

To be honest, I have tons of work to do, with school starting back up next week I am WAY behind. Deadspin is an excellent way to avoid doing it.

I don’t know what you’re accusing him of, but I for one will never believe that Mark Davis is a guy who would allow any corners to be cut.

I have it on good authority that the bartender at PF Changs is black, and that Mark Davis, after his fourth appletini did in fact offer him the job. Negotiations broke down only after Davis couldn’t get the bartender to be his best friend in the entire world as well.

i’m shocked that Jay Bruce is only 31.

Maybe Rodney was just pissed the guy was filming in portrait mode.

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

The right time would have been halfway through the third quarter about 11 months ago.