That’s a terrible uniform for a Bat Dog. Poor little dude doesn’t even have a utility belt.

RIP Derby. We will miss your wisdom, good boy.

Butler 100% has money on these games.

If I were a lakers fan I wouldn’t worry. Magic has the cure.

In before all the commenters start saying “OH SO WHY IS DEADSPIN TALKING ABOUT IT THEN.”

I’ll stick my head out here...

The Joke=====

You 0.o

I have the worlds most reasonable HOA. No farm animals (chickens allowed) and we split the cost of snow plowing the road. I’m fine with the fact my neighbors can’t become hog farmers.

Oh man, they didn’t read the policy that would be enacted in the FUTURE?

I once had a dog as a kid. When he died we planted a tree along with the ashes. Oddly enough, our next dog would only piss on that tree. I was oddly fitting. I think what I’m trying to say is you should pee on your Dad’s ashes.

When the “open-door policy” is a new change to the bylaws as of 1/1/2018, no, the homeowners did not purchase the properties with that encumbrance in mind.

To Whom It May Concern:

“Oh hello, nothing out of the ordinary here fellow neighbor.“

If I recall, Erin became legendary for wearing her birthday suit.

I cried when I saw the interview his son did with Popovich. Now I feel dirty and used. I know it’s probably some fucked-up family matter involving Stepmother, but on the surface it seems like a pretty shitty thing to do to your grandkids.

Sager honored his older children in the best way he knew how: by leaving them standing on the sidelines.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.

Sager family at the courthouse:

This really makes me lose so much respect I once had for Sager. I know this is a personal/family matter, but it’s still super messed up.