Since there’s no CExG reviews to comment on right now, this will have to do:

It seemed like everyone was weirdly covered up for that scene. I think Wally was probably showing the most skin out of all of them.

That’s what you call a character actor. You hire Michael Emerson when you want a specific role, with some varying parameters of course, and he’s fantastic at it.

Are you sure it wasn’t actually banana ketchup you were eating?

While I know it’s not 100% nationwide, not including Trader Joes’ organic ketchup is a CRIME. It’s so delicious that it got me off Heinz completely, and it doesn’t hurt that I’m pretty sure it’s actually cheaper.

I was disheartened to come here and see that the Calvin Klein reference wasn’t immediately noticed. Young ass queens.

I hate to brag, but he was an incredible Burr. Part of me now wants a Miranda/Odom Jr Superstar but I don’t think LMM has the vocal chops to pull of Jesus.

I kept waiting for those high notes in Gethsemane that just never came, and it seemed a little more low key than I expected. I guess I’m just too used to Ted Neeley’s film version, which never fails to blow me away.

I’m honestly shocked they haven’t done this yet. I can only assume it’s because they don’t want to deal with clearance for the children involved.

I even made my partner look at the screen - “Steven, gay skinny dipping scene!” - and all for nothing.

Viewing this as a DC resident in 2018, it’s crazy to think that the area around the naval observatory could ever be considered dangerous.

I was so fascinated by Oleg’s beard. Those sideburns!

Honestly I’m kind of hoping they go all out on the music this season. Of course too much can be, well, too much, but in all honesty I still think season 1 had the best cues and I hope we get to go back to that. I still listen to the spotify playlist I made and it’s still fantastic.

The best reference point I can cite for Paige’s new look is Paula Poundstone and I’m so here for it

The episode grade is correct but the wig grade should’ve been an A as well. I feel like Elizabeth served half a dozen different lewks in the first half hour.

In what was a wonderful moment of serendipity, I was at the gym a few hours prior to the episode, looking for something to read — after finishing Tracey Thorn’s delightful memoir, but that’s neither here nor there — and one of the books staring back at me from my kindle was Dead Hand, about the final days of the…

They also have a great brown sugar bbq sauce that I haven’t seen on the shelves lately, though my local store is on the smaller side. Shoutout to their Carolina gold sauce too.

The best sauce for tenders is Ken’s Honey Mustard. Though I’ve never been a fan of dipping in bbq, the flavor is too overpowering.

The constant sidelining of Kevin is infuriating and borderline offensive. Love, Simon and fraudulent cam shows, because that’s all gays are good for. I’d rather him still be out cruising, since that at least gives him some sort of agency in his story. Plus cruising is a lot more interesting — and, well, hotter — than…

Yes. As much as I’ve enjoyed the rebooted games, they’re basically Uncharted with a lady.