What the #notallmen people often fail to comprehend is that saying "but I'M not like that" helps absolutely nothing. It doesn't change anyone's opinion. You're helping if you're stopping the men who DO give you a bad name from doing this kind of vile shit, not excusing it by separating yourself from the problem. Hint:…

So the judge thinks rapists come in beverage brands, like Rape Classic. He apparently thinks this guy's New Rape, or perhaps Crystal Rape.

He's including himself when he says "nobody" and "people". The rest of his comedy is some of the most self-deprecating standup I've ever seen. He also said in an interview that the guy who complained about the internet being down was him, but for the purposes of standup comedy you have to construct a narrative because…

Is it just me or is "The Galactic Empire" a really generic name for a galaxy-wide imperial force? You'd think they could come up with something more creative.

I'm still not sold on strapping a huge piece of equipment to my head to play games in the first place.

"...In a row?"

I always wondered something about The Ring: If in 7 days the only screen near you is a baseball stadium Jumbotron, does a giant dead girl crawl out and destroy the city like a Kaiju? What if you have a little 4" cell phone screen? Does a tiny one come out and strangle you? What if there is no technology anywhere…

You just reminded me of the Caver Ted story. THAT was creepy.

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What I really want is non-isometric/top-down small party based CRPGs. Like an MMO, but without the "massive" or the "online" parts. Is there any modern game that has this?

I love using Scrivener, because it does everything I need it to do, I just can't be bothered to learn and use all its features. I know they're convenient and useful, but whenever I'm writing I just don't go beyond the actual writing. I've never tagged anything or taken down a note, I've never organized an outline or…

My desktop is my wallpaper and nothing else. All shortcuts, applications, and folder icons are on the taskbar, which is hidden. It gives everything a very clean look, and I know where everything is and how to get to it immediately, so I don't need endless widgets and docks and launchers everywhere. I recommend trying…

The one they did on Fringe (about 4:18 in) is one of the better ones, because the guy does it deliberately in order to keep information from the feds. In most of the other ones it's "oops, bad driver and nobody looked where they were going."

The stance of agnosticism is NOT "I don't know". The stance of agnosticism is "We CAN'T know". Based on our civilization's advancement barely out of the Stone Age in the grand scheme, and the majority of us still believing in some form of mystical force or mythology, we are not in a present situation to say one way or…

There are creature noises outside, but there isn't a noise which is then immediately revealed to be the army, which is what I was saying. Even when they show the tank and the flame thrower, they're not making the noises he just heard.

Skyrim. Still. I can't stop modding. Help me.

People generally liked The Sixth Sense 15 years ago, and they were doing the same thing back then regardless. The reason is the same: It's a name nobody can be bothered to learn how to pronounce because it's foreign. Everyone knows how to pronounce Benedict Cumberbatch. It's apples and oranges. Believe me, if you grew…

It's a corruption of a word designed to make fun of a foreign name, and it comes up EVERY SINGLE TIME his name is mentioned. Look at any article about him and you'll see it somewhere in the comments. It's the exact same kind of stereotyping that old Looney Tunes used to do when they made fun of the Arabic "salaam" by…

It totally did work. I had a copy of Tetris that always blinked when I turned it on, and then when I'd blow on it a couple times, it would work like magic. So don't tell me it was useless, Kotaku!

Guys! Guys! I have this AWESOME new viral teen prank! It's called "noposting" and it involves unplugging from all wi-fi and LTE networks and staying the fuck off the internet and social media! The adults will be like "Why aren't you browsing the internet? Isn't that what kids do? Why aren't you posting on the…