Righteous, proper dancing.

I don’t hear Rodgers defending Norwegians when fans chant “VIKINGS SUCK”!

As horrifying as it sounds—take off the pads and the helmets and be amazed as the number of injuries goes way, way down.

“I said you could use my resume as a template, not make a crazy sign on the back of it.”

This never happened when Brett Favre was quarterback! No tablets were available because he’d ingested them all.

so we’re going to need season passes now to watch a complete movie?

He’s all about his kids and gang bangs.

Years ago, one of my duties at work was covering the St. Louis Rams. It was a great time for a variety of reasons, and gave me some solid stories to share. One of them involves Kyle Turley.

1) So how many 80,000 seat, NFL ready stadiums do you think exist in Southern Georgia, or Milwaukee for that matter (o is the answer for both)? I mean it costs tens of millions to retrofit a college stadium for this to be a recurring basis, and all but a few have the capacity and what exactly is the benefit of…

Maybe this is our revenge for the Stamp Act, or something? IT’S THE 1-6 FUCKHOLES VS. THE 2-5 DICKJIZZ STREAMING LIVE ON ASK JEEVES!

I was really hoping it’d read “NFC South Participant.”

Football helments can’t melt neck ligaments

Did they really make Rodgers look horrible, or in a weird way, did they actually just make him seem that much more impressive, and the clear best QB in the league? Truly not trying to be contrarian, but right after your opening paragraph Samer, you basically go on to explain some of the things about this game that…

So do his face, arms, and legs.

[Written in lipstick]: OLIVIA WAS HERE

Oral fixation.

The lesson being if you want your kid to get a bunch of cool shit, tell some shithead next to you to be a complete asshole and you’ll make it worth his/her while.

Okay there Sipowicz

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

Why it’s Chief and not John? Everyone else of the Blue team here are referred with their names and not ranks. Very minor detail, but it annoys me.