Seems unfair Bullet only has to carry one guy while Dez has to carry the whole team.

Over 9000 ounces.

Every time before I stepped inside a squat rack in the gym, I made sure to visit a bathroom stall first. It’s not the best feeling putting your sweaty ass on a public toilet seat but with 600 pounds of steel on your back, there is no way to clench hard enough while standing up to keep whatever is in your colon from…

Same goes for getting cheap medical insurance so you can afford to play Fallout 4.

WoW:WoD shipyards needs to be up here.

So that’s what happens when you don’t wear his shoes to the game.

I didn’t get in trouble for driving a stolen car so I don’t think that counts.

Could have gotten a horse-collar call out of this tackle just as easily.

They ought to get Tim McGraw and Brett Favre liquored up and just give them the field for 20 minutes to put on an unscripted show.

They should have to officiate all the London games next year.

Jim McMahon was the spotter but forgot who he was supposed to tell.

The Miele U1 is unreal at picking everything out of carpet. You can hear it pulling stuff out of the carpet when the area looks clean. Combined with my Miele stick vac that’s lasted a decade now, I can vacuum just about anywhere. Miele’s really are one great investment when compared to the three other brands I tried…

Funny...I read Kotaku daily and think every Bathesda game I’ve picked up was trash and stopped playing after a week or two.

#AllBlacksLivesMatter

But stock cars don’t have working headlights. Lightning McQueen would have been blind.

Couldn’t agree more.

Somebody needs some nanobubbles.

I was sitting close enough to hear:

I’ve never gone to war, been shot at, or been anywhere as dangerous as where our military operates (unless you count the south side of Chicago at 2AM) but I feel playing football relates to how soldiers say they do what they do for the guy next to them and you don’t understand why they do it until you do it.

Gronk prefers a nice, slow Cosby.