When the Patriots lost the 2007 Super Bowl, I cried semen from my penis.

2015 NFC Championship game. I’m a Packers fan.

Shut the fuck up Donny.

Good quarterbacks know how to avoid a sack.

It’s a good thing they got CC a DD to get him to AA.

The real question is have Seahawk fans ever heard of this guy?

I preferred “Rudy was offsides”

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“I just don’t like the name they gave it. Hurricanes are nothing to be jokin’ about.” -Emmett Smith

Watney: Do you like b’day-tuhs?

Cleveland Man

I’ll be honest, that’s the weirdest regional-dialect-specific version of “Duck Duck Goose” I’ve ever heard of.

your not supposed to actually chew the tobacco

ate 60 when hooters still did unlimited wings on wednesday. Friends and I made wing bone log cabins afterward. There werent even girls there.

I’m glad at least one person on here recognizes the effect the speed of the game has on hits like this. Anyone posting on here who didn’t play college football and thinks their opinion matters is fooling themselves.

I took an old girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. The instructor, a very handsome man with a devilish accent, hit on her aggressively and relentlessly in front of me.

C’mon, kid. If you want to hit a zebra you’ll need to get into dental school first.

Russell Wilson: [cums]

For me, it’ll always be this OP’d sumbitch.