Pretty sweet. Can I get one with darker tint and sound proofing?

Added perk, the size of the van provides ample distance between Jay and his unvaccinated children.

Pictured: Alabama's 2014 schedule

Ovechkin kept promising Kirilenko a ring, only to disappoint her over and over again.

The most terrifying part to me is a site that is as in-fucking-furiating to use as B/R has led to the asshole who created it being worth $175 million. It's content sucks and it's slide show format is the devil.

Don't worry, D'Brick's got this one.

Pizzas are loaded by a gunner in the belly of the vehicle and then "thrown" by the press of a trigger on the handlebars on the turret atop the structure.

"Whoa, that's Marshawn Lynch"

Wait until he lands on the IR and the Ravens have to play with Cox out...

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

*Ravens in punt formation*

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

That's not the spirit of equality; it's subsidy at the expense of superiority.

There's gotta be a better term for this than "footage".

I guess even Urban Meyer can occasionally slip up and recruit a bad apple. First time for everything I guess.