Oh Christ, this is going to give the flat earth and anti-NASA conspiracy nutters so much ammunition.

Problem being, the turn of the century now sort of means that Turner would be a big fan of Limp Bizkit and Surge soda.

I’d be willing to bet this person works this type of #NotAllMen diatribe into almost every conversation, no matter how relevant or appropriate.

definitely not. and the edit really ties the room together, no?

Right?! Thank you!! 😂

1. Sirius Black isn’t a werewolf

Guys, this is like the fourth article you’ve done on the tendril kiss, and you’ve offered zero coverage of the time I totally kissed my Canadian girlfriend.

This poor child.

Not as bad as these posts say.

I am so damn thrilled to have contributed to this.

Vote vote vote vote vote. Vote in every local election. Vote every time they crack the door to the polling place. Fucking VOTE.

(a) I’m not putting my face on this site, sorry. (b) It was also taken in the bookstore I still work in, which is another potentially recognizable image I’m not comfortable having on here.

She really is.

Tebow looks like he’s worried the pitcher is going to throw him a curveball. And we know Jesus Christ no help with curveball.

I’m not gonna lie; you’re whole comment basically reads like “I hate fun.”

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

I mean, there is a middle ground between a 4000 sq foot McMansion and a 200 sq foot tiny home.

Look at this pathetic asshole. He’s been yanking the arms off every leader in the world but look how he treats Putin.

“And on the pedestal, these words appear:

Fuck the Jays. Especially Bautista. Is it wrong that I wish Odor would have given him permanent brain damage with that punch?