Officials said suspicions were raised when she registered under her Spanish pseudonym, "Chloie Sans Jonsson"

It's "CrossFit" not "Adam & Steve."

I was waiting for the punch line

I honestly don't see the problem here. You don't deserve to play if you can't handle softball questions.

Locked in the bathroom at the Paralympics. Where is Oscar Pistorius when you need him?

Sajak: Let's get ready for another tossup:

That things are coming out now isn't a huge surprise.

The soda thrower was arrested, but before he could get into any real trouble a German fan bailed him out

The St. Paul Tribune reported the coach was popped by pop; the Atlanta Journal-Constitution claimed he was conked by Coke; the Melbourne Herald Sun declared he was socked with a soft drink; and the New York Post said he was assaulted by a dark-skinned youth wielding a knife.

Ellen Degeneres is the comedy equivalent of elevator music. Was there ever a time she was funny?

You know, people like to poke fun at Whitlock and call him lazy but he squats over 350 pounds every day . . . more than once if he ate Tex-Mex.

Reporter: "Allen, is there something in particular that you picked up and started doing after years of watching and learning from Michael Jordan?"

Saints' employee? I don't think so. He's obviously a Viking.

Atlas, Drugged

CAN'T. STOP. WATCHING.

"God told him to stay at the airport and don't do anything, just stay there."

what a terrible answer

refuses to thank Obama

She's not the only one with a wood in her hand!!!

Three years ago, I was the only scout saying Rondo is overrated, and I was crucified for it.