I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.

I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.

"to name all the things I could do with a single brick in one minute."

"Probably just try to chase it down and dunk it."

Jail tip: the whole fucking dick.

Police: Mr. Muhammed, why did you have sex with a 14 year old girl?

Easy there Antetokounmpo, leave that for the George Zimmermans of the world.

Can't believe they're letting blacks play

Shut up

Yep. Because it's exactly what they intended to do with it. Or to it.

Jesus. I thought they just forgot the words or something. This is much worse.

I, for one, am horrified that the World Cup will be played on the backs of dead migrant workers. Can't they just use grass?!

Shit, millions on Englishmen have died since they won the World Cup.

After mediation, everyone agreed that he would only party when the Bucs win. Twice a year isn't so bad.

buy a new sponge.

This is what happens when you make your safeword something difficult like "Evgeni Plushenko"

Pussy, whipped

Reporter: Hey Alex, just one last question- when you were out there, were you thinking about your recently deceased brother?

Shouldn't this be cross-posted to Lifehacker?

Before Pierre the Pelican, there was King Cake Baby. Pierre stared at King Cake Baby, menacing and hard. "This is it," Pierre growled, "a duel to the death. Whosoever survives this day shall live forever on the tongues of men."