Is he implying that the potential increase in streetcrime would be caused by out of work players or rioting fans?

Actually, Kenny Stills just watched that video and promptly stopped, dropped, shut [em'] down, and had an epileptic seizure. He won't be making it.

J.R. Smith started flopping?

Great protest there but something tells me Russia doesn't care if it's crippling Ukraine.

How's he gonna blame his sleeves, he's had those tattoos for years?

Well he is an extremely athletic basketball player so you knew he wasn't going to play the race card.

This serves no purpose.

Some Lakers fans would argue the worst Lakers loss in franchise history is Jerry Buss.

I know there's been a rash of Olympians getting stuck in Sochi bathrooms but it pales in comparison to the number afraid to come out of Russian closets.

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Oh my god no one cares. These people aren't even athletes. I thought Deadspin was a sports blog but I guess not, seriously, you do realize these "people" are Winter Olympians don't you?

He's taking his faith as a moreman much more seriously than last year too.

I'm not an expert in MS so please forgive me, but in the video she says she wants to run as fast as she can, is this brisk jog part of her therapy?

The Saints placing the franchise tag on Jimmy Graham may seem like a soulless move by a team just looking to save a little money but you're kidding yourself if you forget that on the open market Graham wouldn't burn them for a nice payday just as quickly, he is a ginger after all.

MLB Drug Testing Drives One Prospect From Marijuana To Alcohol

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Ukraine, you guys can nice things, just not Crimea.
- Russia

[Redacted] was kicking ass and taking names.

Bryzgalov was unfazed by seeing his teammate trade blows with Westgarth. When asked after the game if he thought Gazdic seemed ok he responded, "oh yes, everything is normal. We just had our usual talk on the state of the universe and while I keep trying to get him to see the bigger picture he was just seeing stars".

6 innings! Perfection!
-Dodgers fan