His post game interview appears to back up your claim:

I actually liked the joke, just in an "oof-I'm-evil-for-laughing-at-that" type of way.

oof

I could have told him the old "if you show me your private area, i'll show you mine" trick would land him in a courtroom.

Corey Nelson: People are freaking out about Adam, saying he jettisoned his NFL career and will never reach his goals. Well, I'm here to tell everyone to calm down. I just spoke with him and he said that God told him the NFL combine wasn't necessary to make it where he was trying to go. God told him that the easiest…

Kid: Daddy, what's it like to grow up and be an adult?

[Falls on ass]
Thanks Obama!

It's possible.

romances? LGBT athletics? sexuality? What the hell are you talking about? The man was born the Son of Sam, he's a goddamn serial killer.

"Damn. Divorce sucks. Gun charges suck. Prison, if he ends up there, might really suck."

While Michael Sam lives in a time where it is becoming accepted that you are born with it and there is a support system for people like him, he's not out of the woods yet. He grew up believing he was a "monster" and I worry that the long term effects of playing such a violent sport will only exasperate those feelings…

Oh! Snap! My ankle!

I literally believe you ranked all the cereals and then flipped the list just to troll us. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you. There's something wrong with you. That's a fucked up list. Fuck this list.

One would have expected Samson to make it far on the show as his job requires him to make personnel decisions by pulling names out of a jar.

So you're saying maybe he's just a fan of ESPN?

But is he a SF Giants fan? If so, is he a Bullets fan?

- Dodgers Fans

He was your perfect Survivor contestant in that he was one of the few people who had absolutely nothing better to be do than appear on Survivor.

The Hunt was a really good movie, also pretty sure American Hustle is not that good of a movie.

Phew, so happy my side-piece didn't have a facebook when I broke it off.

Arizona:Where would you least want to be Mexican and gay?