Their music is a crime against humanity and ears everywhere, not so peaceful.

Traitor

Not the best workout regimen for an NFL tight end but I suppose anything is better than crossfit. As for the choice of music, 2 Chainz and Drake are as shitty artists as any for some musical chairs.

Yu, Tanaka, averything out of context.

Holy fucking shit Lucy, stop perpetuating the idea that male figure skaters have no balls, I haven't been fixed!

On Michael Sam:

Because he has some really comfy skin-suit snuggies?

I look up to you, Hines*

Rice: you're fat

Arne Duncan could give two shits if Kevin Hart is guarding him, That Child Is Getting Left Behind.

Hard to find anything good in this but I suppose it's at least better than 7/11

"Finishing fourth in an Olympic event has to be one of the worst feelings an athlete can experience."

YOU WIN SOME, YOU LUBE SOME
MATT AND AL CRASH ON OLYMPIC LUGE TRACK

Not sure how he became involved in this clusterfuck but combined this with his shitty play, contract, and the fact that the team is tanking - this is the last straw, Sixers need to trade his ass ASAP!

Incognito: Please change the fine book so it doesnt say pussy under jmart put it under my name

Soraya M. Is The Stoned-Adulteress Of Kuhpayeh, Iran

Stick around after the break where we discuss, will the bible-burning satanist, Charlie Strong force crack cocaine on his players?

Unlike Olympics of past years where athletes normally wouldn't be encouraged to do this, smoking a fag is encouraged in Sochi.

If it was the father's first time, I should hope not.

Fan Fires High With Lighter, Highlights Still Absolute Fire