I don’t know if anyone is aware but the Pats new rookie guard is Ted Karras: Nephew of Alex Karras who was Mongo in Blazing Saddles.

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The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Except if you actually own a cat i t loves you, and not out of a sick stockholm syndrome we’ve bred into dogs over thousands of years.

Nah. If you have to choose between getting it declawed and getting rid of it, get rid of it - there is probably another potential pet owner out there who won’t mutilate the animal. (Or better yet, don’t get one in the first place)

but then you have a dog, 97% of which are pieces of shit. There is no win.

“You want to discourage a certain behavior and want the punishment to be a deterrent, then it’s gotta be (somewhat) agnostic of results.”

All else aside, this is essentially the reasoning behind minimum-sentencing laws, which are proving hugely problematic and causing a lot of problems - considering context is…

My cousin and I used to make random drink concoctions. Pretty much anything that was lquid and edible was fair-game. We then dared each other to take a drink of whatever we just created. Most of it was disgusting, but we got a few good things out of it.

Anyone who can tackle an NFL-caliber running back in the open field is already playing in the NFL.

A man-child with not much to say about anything that likes to party a lot? I’m sure no one in baseball fits that description.

Seems like the New England tight ends are always giving these stock answers:

Why else would I comment?

I say mosquitoes are worse than bees, unless one is deathly allergic to bee stings. Mosquitoes are practically invisible and as soon as it gets warm, they are everywhere. Go outside with some skin exposed and you might as well just jump into a poison ivy thicket.

Thunder to the Warriors: “We ain’t scared of you muthafuckas.”

Nervous Warriors fans dwelling in the regular season during playoffs..

The Texas Republican party should vote to secede from the rest of the Republican party. Ive lived here too long, and they have gone so far off the deep end, shit this isnt Gawker. Next!

How much more of a dick does it make Banister that he tossed Bush out there to do the plunking? “Welcome to the big leagues, kid. Hope you got you life put back together. Now go out there and do your best to earn a suspension.”

Yeah, little are the fans aware that they’re actually proxy-venting about the Great Caribbean Sugar Cane Poaching War of 1894...

Popp is obviously a great coach and it’s a great organization. But with Duncan likely retiring and Parker/Ginobli presumably on the downside of their career (Ginobli definitely), is there still the same appeal? Free agents could come to play with Leonard and Aldridge, and I can see the appeal, but is it that much more…

Though the Spurs are going to have to bottom out before they get a young, elite point guard, right?