I couldn’t agree more. We were all robbed of the opportunity to watch that ball bounce off his head without interference.

“Fred Dryer was HUNTER!!! That’s like finding out Jesus knew karate!”

If you look closely you’ll notice there was a compact car in that space when the Hummer pulled in.

This is the correct answer for basically every etiquette question, and yet...

I honestly thought that appearing in a Super Bowl over forty years ago being labeled “Vikings Greatest Moments” was going to be it, but no... it appears to just be one of their greatest moments.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

i shouldn’t love this as much as i do but fuck it’s hilarious.

That was genuinely hilarious.

Ok so obsessed guy with childhood concept “hey kids, bring your glove to the game, because you never know” versus fans who aren’t obsessed. I mean I think you can argue that the obsessed person wants it more. I mean in the same way if you’ve ever shared a bottle or a keg with actual alcoholics, you might think you…

It just now dawned on me: orange juice mayonnaise would be fucking disgusting.

Draymond Green sits with his grandchildren, flipping through a photo album of all the NBA’s best players from his era.

Draymond has the worst luck. every flail of his hand/legs/feet in these playoffs miraculously end up in the same vicinity as an opponent’s junk. how can the NBA not see this as just a strange coincidence?!?!

Yea, becaus when you inexplicably get away with hitting people in the dick time and time again, you should just be able to get away with it forever.

Yep. Has nothing to do with the pattern of Green going after an opponent's nuts.

“I’m glad to be back here in Cleveland on behalf of Mr. Trump. As quarterback for your Browns from 1985 to 1993, this is one Bernie you can trust..”

Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.

Yonas Kinde, Ethiopia, marathoner. Kinde received asylum in Luxembourg in 2013, though he doesn’t want to share details on why he fled Ethiopa. “It’s impossible for me to live there, he said. “It’s very dangerous for my life.”

Oh man, nba fans are quick to forget, this postseason has been one of back-and-forths and blowouts, but lots of hot takes after game 1, as usual.

Sure... the warriors won 2 championships in a row, but they don’t count because their opponent was an Eastern team. Bulls had to beat a team in the west to win.

I’m really glad that this year, 4 of the top 5 players in the NBA are all in what is basically the semifinals, and can all conceivably win the Larry O’Brien Trophy. A few weeks ago, I was positive that all of the playoffs were irrelevant, except for what I assumed would be a Spurs-Warriors WCF- the winner of which, I…