King Cheeto <3

this blog post is so insufferable i hope delly goes off in game 2 and scores, like, 8

The Shaun Livingston Show was undoubtedly the highlight of this game, but the several minutes in the 3rd quarter where the Cavs woke up + stopped looking overmatched + actually took the lead was really, really fun. Need more of that.

Saying professional baseball players aren’t American/Canadian even though they certainly pay more in taxes than you. Lol okay <3

I mean... do they all check with each other before voting? Pretty sure the voters found out he was unanimous afterwards same as us. Maybe they all just assumed someone else was going to put the onus of being the yearly dickcheese onto themselves and it fell through the cracks. I know it’s Tracy’s— and Deadspin’s, too—…

yeah, dwight is the fuccboi nonpareil of the NBA, but not even he can access the level of attention-seeking performativity The Big Ticked Off gets to in clip #2. i love them all tho this shit is entertainment

because you’re a stupid knuckle dragging kid, is the implication

It’s been a long two years since then, i’m sure

And I’m saying you must need a CT scan if you believe that there isn’t a significant talent disparity between Danny Green and Austin Rivers

But they will now get to play in the Champions League. That’s like if the Stanley Cup Playoffs were de jure the entire season instead of merely de facto.

True, but even there the experience of reading a PFTCommenter article is just so much more viscerally unpleasant now. I don’t need the satire directly on top of the content- it’s too uncanny valley. He’s getting that money tho, i can’t even hate

Kawhi is though. But we know Kawhi is the best defensive player alive. The job Danny did on Durant was such a crucial part of our success in game 1, though and I think (probably due to his offensive struggles this year) he’s been underrated defensively this year. Ofc I’ll take any Spurs discussion lool. Ill take this…

I’m saying Danny Green is his own kind of marvel.

I’m glad the Cowboys didn’t get Lynch; he seems like the human embodiment of “too much pre draft hype too soon” and my faith he would work out was low even before I knew Dallas was interested. tbh Jerry wanting him only confirms that

Yanno what was just as impressive? 43-20 in the first quarter. And westbrook AND durant getting absolutely locked down. But where was “Danny Green is his own kind of marvel...” smh...

they can hate all they want but can they at least publish an article about the Spurs last night? gorram

I love russ and KD but the spurs had them shoooooooook

Kawhi, LaMarcus and Danny Green really killed it. Whole team did.

Spurs won really big last night : (

Y’all went to the national championship game earlier this month! Holy fuck bruh. Us horns deserve smart jfc