The funniest possible moment in the history of recorded media is actually at :18 seconds when the camera swings up to catch the, uh, double entendre Rebel flag. Fuckin’ laremy tunsil, man. my stoner sympathy leaked out like this video

Spurs in 4 time then *tongue sticking out emoji*

Album was really really good. I thoroughly enjoyed every track and was blown away by a lot of the production choices. Hold Up is some perfectly au courant shiz from ezra koenig and diplo (the “really influenced by international sounds~” gallant and goofus, respectively). gonna be playing this for a while

Why did “She introduced the world to “CJ Parker” and became one of the most iconic characters of a generation...” need the extra [was] and [to] inserted?” I usually hate people who point out typos, etc. but i genuinely dgi

i thought it was a pretty good look for morey considering it’s morey. that wrestling tweet was hilarious. altho i star deadspin comments so maybe my bar has been lowered

The man was literally at the Grizzlies-Clippers game the night before. Guess he couldn’t spare the time to work to be like Chris Paul too.

They went with full nicknames, including le “R” Slur, the two other times they tweeted the schedule— including about 25 minutes ago.

Lot of great subtle Deadspin biases (which I cherish as a reader!) baked into that first paragraph. The Only Undefeated NFL Season ‘72 Miami Dolphins (who are, at times, smug) being less memorable than one Kobe stat line (which is pretty funny). Compounded into the assumption that the ‘72 Dolphins are NFL regular…

They had the best regular season record in NBA history AND had nearly identical records (90%-87% win percentage) under Walton and Kerr. That’s a great story Russian-nesting-dolled into an all-time one.

Wowowow. That last free kick. Something about the simple finality of that 91 second video... it’s like the Champions League playoffs have been unlocked for me to “get” and “enjoy” properly. My “Truman Show boat hits the wall” x “Zinedine Zidane rips his trousers” moment. Currently filled with a compulsion to photoshop…

Considering how rare the opportunity for a Billy Hamilton home run trot is you think he woulda savored it a little longer. The one time to turn those jets off. Sorry BH i love you but someone had to say it

i did something like this for a promposal. i was the one giving fake birth to a fake baby that had prom written on the back of its bald head. then as my girlfriend walked in she would deliver the baby. (you should only make a public fool of yourself for a promposal it if you’re 100% sure the person you are asking will…

As someone who’s lived in Providence and San Antonio and only been to Detroit once (for two days), even with all the licks it’s taken Detroit really still is a tier above them by whatever metrics used here (“reputation/culture” > “cost of living”, that kind of thing). Towards the lower end of that tier, as evinced by…

Everything you’ve said about houston is true, but the traffic really is abominable. the invention of the car feels like pandora’s box for humanity whenever i drive through houston. it’s my main rationale for stumping for san antonio:live::houston:visit (even though houston is kind of objectively the #1 city in texas).…

Yup. Can’t wait for the first African American student to be admitted to harvard. figure it might happen by the end of u.s grant’s first term

Nobel Prize winning physicist Max Planck got right to it: “A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die.” That sounds harsh, more harsh than anything I would ever say. But think about it... Every April you will watch…

The screamer articles that cite other screamer articles as proof of shit in the soccer zeitgeist are always bae.

that’s exactly why it was such a pantsing, broseph. it’s not like the mets were getting SO OUTPLAYED for most of the action, the royals just made such quick work of them when it came down to brass tacks. over in five, and he didn’t even help you finish. it was the blurry Mr. Krabs meme of World Series.

for me it was “Fuck all that, let’s get to it”. like we were just playing up til now, and shit is getting serious. like the real year of thug has begun.

Rich Gang: Tha Tour Pt. 1 (there was never a part 2)