last graf is the foundation for a classic trump tweet

I’m not the biggest fan of the other 3 (love “Run/Running” tho), but Vert is the truth. He needs to blow up to “Adequate Man article where half the commenters hate him” status this year.

I love “Vice City,” and I think that the flow you’re talking about was one of the best I heard last year. But the thing about Thug (who I think is better than about... half the rappers on that list, no names) is that he could start into the “Vice City” flow for four bars in the middle of a verse, then leave it behind…

I was just thinking about this the other day. Obviously Thugger wears his Wayne influence on his sleeve (a literal album sleeve, in Barter 6's case). So do a lot of other people in that trap lane. But even the heavy hitters, like Kendrick (Wayne clone back in mixtape days) and Drake (no explanation needed) owe their…

cause it’s fun

I agree with you on the redundancy, a little bit. But I think the “funeral” he held at SXSW to announce the Slime Season 3 release date— coupled with this “eulogy,” which in my opinjon is the greatest web page to exist — points to Thug readying himself for a, uh, paradigm shift with HY!£UN35. It certainly does seem…

sorry, Goodell and the board of directors tried to understand this, they really did. but the only words they could read were “$$$$$$$$$$$$” and “$$$”.”

that’s fair. i was out of w33d yesterday so there was no way i was gonna be able to sit through either half of the former Tony Reali Power Hour. im sure Normie sports coverage dribbed down their right leg on this one like no one else can do tho

obligatory i hate duke (and any use of “classy”) preface, but coach k has probably had as many mildly condescending conversations with college kids who would have given their left nut to get recruited by him than he’s had embarrassingly early NCAA tournament exits. it’s kind of The Point of the whole generally…

No. No, if you’ve been reading Deadspin the last few days, i PROMISE that hasn’t been lost in all this.

Look at it. You take seven percs, eight vikes, five Xans, and a half a Roxy, I take an seven percs, eight vikes, five Xans, and a half a Roxy, it might give you extreme side effects of illness and your body … may reject it, where I would be fine. So there is so much we don’t know. Like how to find a new plug in the…

I just ordered a pizza (well, an hour and a half ago but it’s Spring Break, I don’t care) and remembering this iconic pose, for the Scientific Method I held the pie (Papa John’s so no big loss) as I was carrying it inside. Upon inspection the pizza was definitely //// on one end. but for the most part it kept…

i still love lebron (even did as a spurs fan at the height of positing him as the antithesis of our cultish little thing) but that last quote does a lot to sum up why the sheen of his Duh, The Greatest Player Right Now days is flaking off fast. if his yearly “social media break”(some of the most insufferable pageantry…

Manziel and Griffin both peaked in 2012 and have steadily deteriorated since then but I do love how Jackson was so enthusiastic to see Griffin even... not have deteriorated as much as Manziel. I think that in general the “lol Cleveland” narrative belies how much Haslam is really responsible for the Browns’ current…

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the slate of thinkpieces (pun intended) after SB50 decrying the game where we got to see Von Miller turn into Reggie White for 60 minutes as “boring” were among the most insufferable sportswriting in recent memory

idk. the spurs played an all-time great team with a squad just as deep as ours (shaun livingston and leandro barbosa v. boris diaw in the most important NBA game of 2016 so far= the league has never been better) and not only did lamarcus have one of his most impressive performances in silver and black, danny green and…

i don’t see the mochrie look alike. as maz kanata would say, teddy and grayson have the same eyes. mochrie is just a little... soggy. so is ted, of course. but bruh’s eyes are too lively. it’s not exact like l’il tripper

trenchant analysis but the problem is the “people who will never respect” us “pissy poofs” (great term btw) are doing a good enough job making themselves hurt, bitter and broken to begin with

why not both??