How i’m celebrating... I’m gonna buy a lot of beer haha CHA-CHING!!!! 3K to 1 odds!

Haha. I like how he thinks he has to tell people he’s not a victim because his most significant part was edited out of one throwaway Sunday evening airing of a documentary. Don’t worry, Curt, we all got that message, much quicker than you did.

I mean, that’s the only place he could go that would actually make my head explode.

Not just The Blaze, but The Blaze 8! The Ocho!

World Star Hip Hop?

Schilling is a fascinating study in being hoist by one’s own petard. All he had to do to enjoy permanent demi-God status for the rest of his life was to keep his big goddamn mouth shut in public about non-baseball topics. Go and talk sports on the radio, do baseball commentary on TV, go and talk about the one thing…

Fox turning down Schilling is right on level with the Cowboys declining to resign Greg Hardy. When the most obnoxious group of incompetent, publicity-hungry jackholes gives you a hard pass, you know you done fucked up.

Schilling is headed to Barstool where he can continue to pander to suburban Massachusetts racists.

I’m a huge Spurs fan and was hoping for some article on the Spurs dismantling of Westbrook and Durant but in no universe is Danny Green going to be considered as good as Draymond. Draymond is just too multifaceted.

Three men are sitting in Russian prison shortly after the Russian Grand Prix. The 2nd man turns to the other two and asks them why they are there.

We’ve just witnessed the ushering in of an era, one where sports commentators casually drop the word “Dude”

Selling off stockpiles - making all those tusks legal - also makes it that much easier for people to launder illegal ivory that wasn’t confiscated.

Can’t blame Keanu Neal. As a DB, that’s the last contact he’ll ever be allowed to have in the NFL.

This is what came to my mind when I read the headline too

True story: I was talking to a guy next to me in a bar the other day and we managed to be talking about the different Spurs for like 40 seconds before we realized what was going on - I was talking about San Antonio, he was talking about Tottenham, but somehow it was close enough that we were agreeing and going along…

THEY ARE AMAZING IT ISN’T BOASTING YOU QUASI-SENTIENT PILE OF MEATLOAF. GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

“No one at ESPN wants Rovell beheaded in Times Square, but many were angry he still gets paid to rephrase #brand #content.”

And yet the misunderstanding of Title IX teaches us so much about ourselves.

Watching Serena in the video reminded me of the time Drake and Common were trying kill each other over her. If you didn’t know why before, you do now.

I know people with expensive condos in my city, and they can’t even really have parties because the walls are paper thin. I could never live in a place like that, but you pay more for the status and location than anything else. I much prefer my shitty house where I can turn up the music and be as loud as I want w/o my…