That’s got to be it after the Kobe bashing that went on past 48 hours here.

i dunno bougie people seem to enjoy interrupting to drop in their delightful little aperçus as much as anyone

And also that whole thing about their assistant coach being the coach for a big chunk of the season. That to me is the most impressive part of the Warriors’ run this year (besides winning 73 games).

I don’t know... I see more of the face of a used car salesman in an Arizonan community flush with retirees. Yeah, that exact face looks, like the face he would give, should a client comeback and complain that the old corvette they sold gave the client herpes. Well the shift knob did not the car.

The Rams are a boring team without a marketable star, and they’re moving to Los Angeles.

It’s like the destitute Catholic factory worker in Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life trying the national lottery just once before selling the kids off for medical experiments.

That’s a bit of a reach, don’t you think? You always want to start with a nice salad and app to protect the main dish. You put together a great bisque, chopped romaine, freshly baked bread, and hand churned butter, you could have chicken parmesan behind those starters and it’ll be as good as dry aged steak. You’ll…

A clarification: The guy in the photo is his former coach Eddie Jordan.

It could be race, but I’m leaning more toward disproportionate fame and undercompensating by the refs because of it. We all know that superstars get superstar calls, but what happens when you’re dis-proportionally as well-known as a superstar, but not a superstar? You get the opposite of a superstar call, which is non…

Watched this live last night. The best part about the home run was how shocked Lester looked after the fact. You could tell he was thinking, “I can’t believe that skinny motherfucker just took me deep.”

I created this and have it on a t-shirt. Always great when a dude who thinks we’re brothers-in-arms walks up before realizing what it it actually says. Thinking about getting the bumper sticker.

I can confirm this. I have a stoner friend who lives just off Sunset. Over the weekend he tweeted “Where all the weed go?”.

I don’t think you can even have this list without a “...How Much Money Ya Got Bro?” Which is sad.

RACIST AS HELL!!!

I can’t quibble with the top 5.

I’d personally put Atlanta much higher than places like Richmond, Salt Lake City, and Louisville, but whatevs.

I got to stick up for Phoenix. Its big, its cheap, you don’t ever have to say hi to a stranger if you don’t want - the women are beautiful, you can wear shorts 12 out of 12 months a year, the best Mexican food in the United States, and I live here. So there.

I dunno about the San Antonio ranking. I used to have a helluva lot of fun visiting San Antonio until I married a girl from there and now associate it with my in-laws. It really is a great city, though.

Fuck all this happy horseshit. This is Deadspin, man. We’re haters for fuck’s sake! I want them to go for it and then to at least lose to the Spurs so they can only tie the record. Then Scottie Pippen can shit all over them for the rest of his natural life for only tying when the game’s not as physical and blah blah…