You know the stupid part of all of this...

Fuck you. The NFL’s first priority is spreading the message of safety. That’s why this is on sale today.

keep beating this dead horse

OR... He made a mistake.. Realized it before the Presser.. And tried to not make a big fucking spectacle over it ... The media entitlement factor is beyond disgusting sometimes..

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Good choice.

Ray Lewis: What the hell is this? Were they trying to make fun of me?!

So you immediately admit that you were speeding or blew that stop sign and the cop lets you off? You must be very pretty sir. But what if he gives you the ticket regardless then you go to court and despite your admission of guilt on camera you win the case in court? You must be very, very pretty sir.

I’m usually…

Is there a joke I’m missing somewhere? These just read like generic athlete interview responses that have been translated into English. Athlete interview responses are usually pretty childish to begin with (nothing against athletes, just saying when you’re asked the same questions over and over, you’re going to give…

Go back and read the articles that mocked Manchester United (and him to a certain degree) since he was “unknown” and “not a top player”. Not sure an apology is needed, but he was ripped before he even played a match.

Needless cussing in a headline which really doesn’t call for the Deadspin headline treatment (throw in a “goddamn” or a “n shit”), it must be slapdick Haisley filling in the down period with a story that I am sure even Anthony Martial thinks is stupid. Anything going on in MLS?

Always comes back to pills with this guy.

He makes a strong point. Everybody thinks Aspirin is harmless. But I remember one time I took an Aspirin and ended up driving erratically with briefcase with $29,000 in cash and a bunch of bottles of Aspirin. I was even charged with a DUI. They need to put a warning label on that stuff.

I mean if I’m going to trust anyone on the effects of popping pills, it’s Jim Irsay.

VERY interesting analogy coming from a guy having big problems with pain meds

I wouldn’t dismiss this too quickly. If any NFL owner would know about a link between pharmaceuticals and head injuries, it’s Jim Irsay.

I thought impaling it on a spear was the proper way to carry one

That looks like a little cesar’s pizza. If so then he is holding is properly.

no he is trying to make a silk purse out of a sows ear and failing, the US are at their greatest a quarter final team, and nothing but years of grass roots investment will ever change that

If only there was a German word that took joy in seeing someone fail.