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Hahaha so true to the last line. Can you imagine the media circus that would have revolved around him punching Kerr? And the emojis Jordan would have tweeted in response?

Worse than “{insert player’s name} is a Redskin”?

So RGIII has gone from working for Dan Snyder, to working for a Dan Snyder wanna-be.

“Hey Dan, trade the #1 pick with a bright future, who also happens to play my preferred position, for Kevin Love or I don’t come back to Cleveland.”

When a team’s play-by-play man is an unashamed homer, the experience of the local fans suffers. A homer does his viewers, or (especially) listeners a great disservice by his exaggerations of the other team’s negative qualities, and the minimization of its strong points (and vice-versa for the home team).

“Dwyane, Chris, Melo, we did it! We won the championship, and we did it all together! This is everything I had dream—”

I don’t mind, and even expect, local broadcasters to pull for the team they cover. That’s only natural and expected and has made for some of the greatest calls in all of sports broadcasting. But, for me, when the announcers resemble the guy at the end of the bar shouting at the tv, so blinded by their devotion that

Why do people call local broadcasters homers? Isn’t that the point?

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

It’s called an allusion, homie.

Go to Alamo Drafthouse.

Similar to the Alabama/LSU Championship game a few years back. “Hurp derp, they dont score points cuz they bad at offence” without realizing the amazing spectacle before them.

Hahahha once again GSW fans are the berniebros of the NBA I've never seen so much explanation for how a loss was a win in my life

What’s crazy is that greg popovich does exactly what oscar Robertson said should be done and pops a genius but Robertson is just a grumpy old man. Revolutionize pop, revolutionize.

I think the light up three point line must have been a distraction to Curry. He probably kept seeing it out of the corner of his eye.

I’m pretty sure 2014 was the year that Boris Diaw ably harried LeBron in the Finals. By all means, there could have been some harrying involved in the 2013 Finals, but Boris only played 15 MPG and the Spurs lost the series.

He left out a step:

He’s not even all that youthful—just six months younger than Cruz.

I like what Twitter does. They keep it chronological, but if you’re away for awhile, when you comeback it hits you with “Here are some tweets you may have missed” that generally does a nice job aggregating things I missed. You have the option to keep going or you can simply exit out of it when you want to return to

his 14-year-old son, Drake