this is probably what he meant and dude was too stubborn for actually eating it but the waiter still should have actually said “This will taste too much like shit for you to like it.” i would have. but maybe dude was just having a rough day we can never know

came here to say this. any food only makes it exponentially worse. no more vomiting up cough syrup in la

except that comment still would have sounded like some incredible hipster millennial shit phrased like that lol.

a second bye week is such an obvious solution to the problem of how the NFL can lengthen its season without diluting its product (and actually potentially strengthening it) i’m almost incredulous it doesn’t already exist

(incredibly late yes but i want posterity to see this)

the main problem with the track list is that there are too many skits, but that’s why they’re separate tracks. the main problem with the album is that there’s not enough good rapping. but its a strong 8 that came together messily but has moments up there with anything he’s ever done.

Imo the last tracklist before it felt like he caved to fans and threw it all in is basically preserved in the tracks through Wolves- really only the addition of Waves (a top three track in my opinion) was different.

rambis looks like a different dude without glasses on. not even just young v old. glassesless modern day rambis is eerie af

I love it. its all about emotion isn’t it? this is fun. just repeat that to yourself.

peyton for one. many probably have. there have been almost 50. who knows if, idk, craig morton blew off the media after super bowl XII because he could hear randy white and harvey martin beavis and buttheading over his demolition? if he did, it was lost to the sands of time. as this should be, and would be if it…

“Vince said that?”

nice! i cant remember the last time the jags or titans were on NBC... cris and al probably dont even remember they’re in the league...

let’s read his lips... “G... E... O... R... *pause* G *looks to the side* E... *will he remember the s?* S!” he does! not a certainty like you’d think

“Rich Paul to the rescue! Says I got your back, Tristan!”

I agree- but so is carolina’s. p sure it’ll still be 15 to nothing.

as a cowboys fan my thinking is generally “if romo gets injured the season is a wash” so why not go whole hog with manziel as the sideshow while we kick the tire down the road? as a disheveled and inebriated texan who’s tried not to watch after the hardy signing anyway, i think it would be the most cosmically “right”…

there were two minutes left in a four touchdown game and in the season so proceedings are just kind of a parody of what we consume as reality by this point. bet it was real heinous vitriolic shit from former Aggie mike evans, he was saaaaaaaalty.

new year’s eve bowls should be something campy and fun to have on in the background that you can watch even when no one else in the party really cares. like johnny football vanquishing mighty duke football in the chick fil a bowl in 2013. just like “woah!” to yourself when you pass by and it’s tied now. now i gotta…

if you “won” you must have just felt like oklahoma and michigan state crapped all over your chest for insisting on that one. my girl was so sick she slept all night so we had to stay in. but i wished we hadn’t by the second quarter of MSU-Alabama after it became evident bama was gonna roll sparty.

4-8? sounds more like vanderbilt than bama to me