he should have tried to commandeer a river taxi and crashed it into the rivercenter food court. if you’re gonna fuck up go all the way

i mean... its no culture war... just gross....

just call it the “i took exactly what future took in the song and these are all my symptoms” protocol

i thought the point was that they WEREN’T fucking...

tfw taco bell stans flood the thread like everything at that establishment aint 100% garbo compared to even decent Fake Tex Mex

imo if you’re not rocking with at least shredded cheddar and monterrey jack (if not queso fresco) go home dogg

that drink t00... in case u somehow needed convincing that this is no aberration in portion sizes in the 210... god bless tejas...

analytics heads all like “your sad devotion to that ancient religion of inefficient high volume mid-range centric play has not helped us conjure up more than 4 fuckin Ws”

it’s certainly not out of the realm of possibility. as evidenced by this article, the 1890s were a much more violent time in basketball. and there was no 3-pointer. i have no idea how you know their opinions on steph curry, however, unless deadspin REALLY buried the lede here.

every single use of the capitalized Baseball in that report makes me laaaaaaaaugh

FOH! he’s producing these clicks biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch. including yours XD

it’s great to rewatch and see how early in the celebration the officials actually threw the flag. they hadnt seen nothing yet

*whistling The eyes of Texas* smart and strong, boys *pushes marcus paige out of the way with comical felicity* smart and strong

cold hard fact: this is the first time golden state has lost to an eastern conference team in the regular season since march 2nd at brooklyn- coincidentally dr. seuss’s birthday. where was dr. seuss born? springfield, MA, home of the basketball hall of fame. what does this all mean? *does quick calculations in head…

“oh no!!! this t-shirt got me retroactively un-laiddddddddd” is what i would say. except, you know, not that.

*wakes up bleary eyed after “playing two overtimes” the night before* whats this about burritos and pot?

exactly.. why he gonna stay? ain’t money or winning

“If getting jobs for black people is bribery then so be it...”

the NLDS is probably what comes to heyward’s mind first— for all the talk of the playoffs being such a crapshoot, even with heyward, that 1 seed got STL bupkis. maybe the tides have shifted. maybe the pirates will turn into the ‘27 yankees. but heyward thinks the cubs are a better bet. (and ya those opt-outs don’t…

i mean, considering the cubs blessedly knocked the cards out of the playoffs two months ago and probably are offering a more potentially lucrative contract, it makes sense. but poor fuckin Washington right? how far they have fallen from probably being heyward’s best chance for a ring and payday both if they hadn’t…