yo same! and is it coincidence, or is That Crazy Thing That Happened At The End of This Week’s Fargo to blame for the nfc east’s ineptitude as well? (tony romo has apparently been abducted, i know that much)

i do agree with you on financial aid- i go to an i*y l**gue school and get a very generous package bc of my parents tax bracket— and i love it— but i would never pretend that being here i am not around the largest percentage of rich kids than i ever been. not a neg on stanford so much as just a realistic explication…

i graduated at the alamodome. there were bats flying around the cavernous ceilings, same as every year. one of them flew right over my head as i walked the stage. i guess what i’m saying is as long as they finish the match a rabies-free squad they should honestly consider it a W.

maybe but they still shouldn’t have to tear their acls

hey. HEY. stanford and USC are both rich kid’s clubs.

really. like all these games aren’t going to get disgustingly high ratings. like if they were worried about ratings like that, they wouldn’t put the apparently guaranteed highest draw on december 31st instead of january 11th?

its ok. those of us who understand the concept of a joke gave it chucks/didn’t leap to defend the legacy of robert horry from those ignorant barbarians at the gates

the stage is set for a depressed tiger to get It’s A Wonderful Life’d on this very christmas eve as he sees that if he’s never born 1) the golf channel capsizes 2) EA’s “PGA tour golf” too 3) golf gets shown on espn3 if it’s lucky 4) elin marries dustin johnson instead 5) phil wins all those titles but with the extra…

he may have gotten $217 million but he would have gotten $237 million if this was the kubrick film adaptation of the red sox

REAL. this is the worst trend in the world. in my far too recent high school career there was nothing worse than reading a paper written by some kid who invariably had no idea how to use any of the polysyllabic words they shoehorned into their paper.

jeez, enough articles about cleveland, the media capital of the world, already

as a fellow just-after-teen contemporary of oak’s my god i can barely hold myself together with no one watching. and if sam hinkie was my boss? i would get up to some fuckshit too. you remember being 18 19 20 and thinking you’re finally realizing the full breadth of how your elders dont know shit? imagine The Process…

shit look at all the jordan memes we have now. multiply those by the lebron memes. and do a third math thing considering everything we know about MJ’s personal life *cough*gambling*cough* that wasn’t as well know at the time. who would tweet about anyone else in the NBA?

shaggy and scooby doo get a clue is just... it’s so bad i honestly prefer “scrappy, fêted by the scrappy doo singers.” i had never heard it before today but, pardon the pun, woof. imo that dreck is the worst one here by a mile- at least the forgettable/interchangable ‘80s bastardizations have hints of the original

kawhi’s usage, scoring and efficiency are probably going up because he’s apparently being defended by a soccer player in that pic up there

chiiiiiiiiill

boston is often a pit, true, but andre drummond has been the breakout big man in the east this season and boogie just beat him like a drum. he can hit threes! i think switching coasts would be good for him. less time on anthony davis and towns in minnesota, more time carving up the carcass of the nets (in the…

and here was me thinking the boring ol’ VIA bus would get frozen out out the fun. jfc i hope san antonio never gets an NFL team fulltime

A Friday night, my senior year of high school. My girlfriend was busy but a few of our friends came over. Decided to make a gravity bong for the first time and took gigantic hits, the story of which could make an adequate Adequate Man reader response in and of itself. Sending my girlfriend iPhone vids of me sobbing,…