Safe space meaning “shallow grave in the desert”?

Well, move to Canada. Leave any guns or dynamite you have behind - The Underground needs those for the fun that’s about to begin.

Let Bannon and Rogan duel this out with butterfly knives in Central Park at 2AM. Whomever gets cut enough to say “I give” loses.

Being Black at night, probably.

“Sweep the leg.”

What, you think he should be in jail?

Designated Survivor has gone through four (!) showrunners since it started and so it went from “elected US government has been wiped out” to “crap West Wing knockoff” while passing through “manhunt show” and “presidential family semi-drama” variants. It’s like the Trump government now - not very good, but the lead…

Sooner or later that whole family will be found in the trunks of a series of domestic sedans, shot execution-style and limbs duct taped. Hopefully the trunks will be rigged with small mp3 players, so when they are opened the theme to Cannibal Holocaust starts playing right when the string section begins.

Can’t wait for the MC to say (if Allen wins) “F*bleep*k this, I’m out” and then drop the microphone, leaving a sweaty, grungy-looking Bruce Vilanch to stagger out of the back room and emergency-host the remaining Oscars runtime.

Can’t wait for this line:

Well, the women got what they wanted and the Element of the Party which wished to clear itself of any members who could be dragged into 2018 re-election propaganda wars (“negative campaigning”) with the Republicans got what They wanted, but all the while the gathering storm of the GOP is outside the door, threatening…

It is truly “the Hell around us” that H.J. Syberberg spoke of in 1977.

DAMN STRAIGHT.

Typical Democrat - shoot your foot off to blast a Republican cockroach with a .357 Magnum. Getting rid of Franken helps nothing.

Piss on both parties, I’m voting for Jeremy Corbyn.

I didn’t come up with that bit about Team America World Police, that was Katha Pollit (I think) in The Nation over a decade ago.

In Kinja you just hit the “B” = <b>The A.V Club</b>.

He did it because his wife and in-law talked him into it.

They are up against a news cycle that is more bizarre than the things they created previously, so Stone and Parker are stumbling badly. Maybe they deserve it because Team America World Police seemed to help Bush II retain that ancient mansion with the 20500 zip code. Maybe it’s because they made a stage musical making…

.....And the backlash begins. Too bad the guy carrying it out can’t punctuate to save his Buick Roadmaster.