Typos, man!

I’m pretty sick, and it’s gonna be cold out, so Times Square crowd, you’re on you’re on your own tonight.

Now I’m hoping Williams uses the CHiPS theme as inspiration.

Just to save everyone the trouble, here is that photo. It should really be the header image on any followup articles.

For a very un-John-Williams score, check out his beautiful soundtrack for 1979's ‘Dracula’ starring Frank Langella. Williams said at the time that he’d never seen a Dracula movie and so had no preconceived ideas about what the score should be, and the result is lush, romantic, and eerie by turns, completely unlike any…

See the best part about this is that it isn’t just any Australian diplomat, it’s former Foreign Minister and Opposition leader Alexander Downer.

You kid, but...

Red Solo Cup: A Star Wars Story.

Still betting the movie ends with an encounter with Darth Vader that Han barely escapes from after getting the sleeves of his jacket cut off with Vader’s lightsaber, thus birthing his iconic vest. Han then says to Chewie, “Gee, that’s the last time I ever get that close to a lightsaber! Those things are dangerous!”…

I got a baaad feeling about this!

That Raoul Duke fella over at the sports desk better watch out, though.

🎶Widdly wahhhhh wahhhh Widdly Widdly buhduhduhduhduh deeeeeeoooooooooo duhduhduh Widdly Widdly Widdly Widdly wah wah do duh dooo duhhh... *2 hours later* Widdly Widdly wahhhhh uhhhhh wahhhh wuhhhh duhhh dahhhhhhhhh🎶 *Credits, standard Star Wars ending fanfare*

I’m reminded of that old Onion article where the guy isn’t gay but all the guys who fellate him are.

Boy I’m glad Hunter Thompson managed to escape this era.

...but the two only drank vodka and did cocaine until Wenner allegedly suggested calling a prostitute. Once the prostitute had left and the two men were alone and “mostly naked,” Wells says that Wenner pinned him down and got on top of him.

Missing Tropical Fuck Storm, a new band featuring half of the Drones. Often shares a bill with Suss Cunts.

I assume Spruce Bringsteen has been done.

Oh man! Remember the PANG 54 Relay Racing series? Nothing like seeing a PANG skitter down the shale-strewn slopes of Mt. Bulkreschd, the fake sack of mule buds jangling around in the right-hand bucket. And those sack tossers, f’ing insane. Once I saw a gal make a 83-pointer at a distance of .3 mentiks, while traveling…

I heard about these when I was little. My uncle was in the military and visited Pandolvia. At one time Pandolvia was the largest producer of wire coat hangers in the world and his battalion patrolled through there. He said he got to drive one of these and it was fun! “It burnt rubber!” he said. Then he clarified that…