Now, lets put dealers out of business. Who wants to game plan with me?

That's it. Time for some ground lined fiber optic for my Mong Net.

F*** the party system. People are so gullible for that same old hat.

Every time I see someone in an Acura, I want to ask them: "why?"

Even non-renters have this issue in California. Some zip codes only have one provider to "choose" from.

It is time to start imposing our own term limits on Congress, never vote for the same person twice for Senate, 3x for the House, you have 6-8 years to make your mark on history after that you are gone. It will make it harder for these folks to establish all the illegal and under the table deals they make with big…

Now watch as yet another corporate victory is born from the tangle of regulatory loopholes.

Because the metric system isn't stupid...

Global Warmists are the ultimate foes of mankind.

Queue electric company lobbyists

I can build people with my balls. Top that, Empire Robotics.

True and true.

Across town, the Cubs continue to check-in at hotels using the alias Majorleague Baseballteam.

I want my minute back.

Except it's not. Because you spend all your time working out, she's smarter and more successful than you, so she's really just in it for your body and hoping there's enough up there to let her pretend. But there isn't, because all your intelligence and humor is gym- and bro-related, so she's really not into it…

I've been on various parts of the 405 at various times of the day and it never seems to be fully clear, there's always other traffic and some of it is always slow, even when they don't need to be.

805. 405.

It happens daily in SoCal. 101....91...5...10...60...name a freeway....theres a jam somewhere all the time

The first song downloaded on my computer was Norwegian Wood, but my dad did that one. To "test out" Aimster.

I remember downloading my first song ever and listening to it on the green-and-black interface very clearly. Even last year I would have never admitted the song (Sunny Day Real Estate's "Pillars"), but I've recently made peace with my high school self and feel comfortable admitting it.