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LOL! But seriously, imagine? This might be closer to reality than we think.

Dude, telecom corporate execs are pretty shameless about having dollar signs in their eyes. They made demeaning fun of their customers at every meeting I've been present with them. In their circles - the harder you can screw a person out of their money, the better exec you are. They often swap stories about how this…

Maybe it's time we have a little less internet. TV turned out to be a brain-damaging time-sink, and the Internet appears to follow suit - becoming a productivity and ambition killer of the new age. Sure, you might read a smart, enriching article here and there, but there were always books and science magazines for…

"...the DOD has awarded researchers at the University of Maryland a three-year, $1.9 million grant to develop models that will help policymakers anticipate what could happen to societies under a range of potential climate-change scenarios."

Ya, that sentence was a clusterfuck

Wait, wait, wait. The Doomsday Clock Letter is the newest delivery mechanism for the climate change propaganda?

Coming up next: Japan leaves passive-aggressive notes on the fridge

this is pretty meta

Step 1: Write a mediocre-looking game

It looks just like a regular zipper! Doesn't anybody notice this?

Maybe change the top image to a fern instead of a talking tree, so that no one else will have to experience severe disappointment today?

"At the end of the day, every story is the same. Someone is trying to do someone and there's an obstacle."

I really wish that in 2014 we got rid of the (albeit, not scientific) idea, that it is OK to be a bigot towards any religion (including atheism). I hope to see both sides of the science vs. religion divide call out the offensive people for being bigots, same way as we would call someone out for being racist. Believing…

You, Sir, are what is right with the internet.

Erm...the hyenas in the Lion King were cast outside of the kingdom of plenty and hated on for no other reason than being hyenas....sounds pretty racist (speciest?) even on mute

Wait, wait, wait! You mean they are not the same person??

Aw ye, that Aladdin!

Also, this:

Wasn't she perceived as a very girly man anyway? +She had her hair scrunched back when she was posing as a man. But ya, that's one sexy man.