I hear you, but if going from a GTI to a TSX is technically an 'upgrade', we, as society, should look into changing the definition of this word :)

Did literally everyone so far (as of 10:02am) miss the part about including the one finger salute?

Pretty sure the GTI has been Jalop approved since 1975

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A GTI is a hot hatch with ridiculously good steering and a perfected turbo engine. A TSX is a European Accord, with Accord-like handling and overall sloppy drive. Your argument is invalid. (Oh ya, and you can save a bunch of money by going with a GTI too)

An S2000: Where your first accident is your last accident.

I do believe this is how it's being used now. Example:

Yes, you are taking crazy pills. Now, stop taking them and get back to reality, where hot hatches are awesome.

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Is memory management all that important in a time of 16+GB DDR3 RAM? (and if you are programming 3d graphic intensive stuff - you need to learn C anyway)

You won't have any NHL games to watch for 2 weeks once the Olympics roll in, forcing you to watch the Olympic version (all the same players thou, just spread between U.S., Canada, and Russia).

In a race between an IS-F, an M3, a C63 AMG, and a G37 (wtf? why?) - the winner is Audi RS5

Both Android users and Audi drivers generally tend to have opinions of their own, not going with the crowd and are not what you would call "badge whores" - neither caring about the apple, nor the beemer/merc logos. I would say Audi+Android is a solid pairing. Every Audi driver I know owns an Android phone. Every Merc…

Shut up!! :)

In the last part the cop said that for transporting passengers outside the cabin, if found, the driver could be charged a fine of RUB1,000 = $30.41 :)

I did just learn it AND it might be common sense (I obviously wouldn't know :))...the two are not mutually exclusive :)

No time for that!! :) (also, I just learned that an 'add-on' item on Amazon is a thing, where as when I posted this I assumed it was a phrase the author used for 'cheap stuff'...dumb of me, I know...oh well, now I know :))