Cops: Get out of the tree

Seppuku Type R.

Now, lets put dealers out of business. Who wants to game plan with me?

Every time I see someone in an Acura, I want to ask them: "why?"

True and true.

Across town, the Cubs continue to check-in at hotels using the alias Majorleague Baseballteam.

Except it's not. Because you spend all your time working out, she's smarter and more successful than you, so she's really just in it for your body and hoping there's enough up there to let her pretend. But there isn't, because all your intelligence and humor is gym- and bro-related, so she's really not into it…

Because cardio and strength training often equal better sex?

I've done a quick sketch of what I think the production version would look like.

Passed a Tesla S in a parking spot at lunch today that had a personal plate - 'NO FUEL'.

Their M-sport line is supposed to match up with Audi's S. Blatant copying much?

Immediately thought of this.

Is there anyone else here who actually kind of likes crystallized honey?

Except the critic that was referring to had comments shut off from long before she became popular, has no problem leaving them open on her website, deliberately left the comments open on the video about her Kickstarter and approved the harassing ones, and, oh yes, has never acknowledged any of the many, many…

Dude, how can you not know Nelson Mandela, he was in snakes on a plane.

Explain to me again this whole "dealerships protect consumers" thing you were talking about.

Dealers protect the consumers you say? Oh really?

Huh. Those are the exact same results from last week's poll, "Do You Think Louisiana & South Dakota Are Full Of A Bunch Of Half-Wit Jackweeds, Nebraska and Montana Shut Up No One Cares What You Think Anyway, And Just Cram It Already West Virginia?"

Kung Fu > Karate
Jiu Jitsu > Karate
Jarate > Karate

Rallyfighters, Local Motors, and the owner Jay Rogers, are just all awesome. Here's a episode of Jay Leno's Garage where they talk about the Rally Fighter.