I won’t even discriminate here... some of the worst offenders were other girls, wanting to check me out, touch parts of my body, etc. We weren’t little kids.. we were like 11-14 years old. It was extremely weird and between that and the unwanted attention from the boys.. it was miserable. When I was 16 an old man…

Got boobs and period at 10, a boy called me “tennis balls” (for boobs?), wore JNCOs and baggy Adidas t-shirts as long as I could until middle school. We had to wear uniforms there. My boobs popped out of the button up shirts. Boys made “boing” sounds as I walked through the halls. Literally worst time in my life.

Boob is free. Although a huge time-suck.

The #1 cause of kidnapping is parents who are too busy, counting how many board books their kid has and typing up emails with no less than 5 paragraphs, to notice their kid has walked straight out their front door and into the “free candy” van-land that awaits them.

But WHHHYYYY did no one ask about the CHICKEN TETRAZZINI?!?!?!

I feel so.... confoozed.

LOVE the maxi dress with the shirt over it. Very flattering. Everything else.. Meh to Blaggghhh. Why does everything "plus size" have to be basically a sack? Helloooo. Also, I'm plus size AND extremely short. FML, right? It's awful.

Camp Nowhere 4-ev-a.

Filed under: "Just don't."

Done!

Haven't had a divorce yet, but I've photographed second marriages. Never a third or higher though. I do know some people who have photographed the same person's weddings more than once. I guess they really liked their photographer.

Ok found it. Some of it might only make sense to someone who uses Photoshop. Nevertheless...

Just remembered, I actually re-wrote "Drunk In Love" as a photographer's response to the Blue and Black dress thing... I should post it.

FINALLY! Someone gets it. I moved to Houston from DFW (edit: Dallas/Ft. Worth for all you non-Texans) about a year ago and decided, yep, this works. Queen Bey fo life.

Funny story... I submitted this to The Knot for a feature. It was rejected. They must not look like the 5-marriage type of people.

Yes. She got a friggin pug puppy. And a huge ring. Lucky. She was coming from getting her hair done and he thought she would be all done up. She still looked gorgeous with her Louis. Thanks!

They did their marketing research. LOL

Ooooh. I better stop posting on controversial issues. Just kidding.

'Tis true. In Houston, TX.

But you can use The Knot 5 times to plan your 5 weddings! (I'm a wedding photographer.)