As long as no one is marrying their daughters, I'm cool with it.

Thanks for your relentless arguing efforts! Really helped me make it through to my lunch break.

Seriously? No better comments to force an argument with?

Dude, I'm rarely on here. LOL. But that's funny that you didn't detect any of my sarcasm.

I think we all know that if ladies have their own booze, they won't need no stinkin' men. The entirety of traditional greek life would come crashing down. First, they get their own booze.. then comes voting rights, and reproduction rights, and next thing you know they're 30 and unmarried with a limitless career.. ugh.…

Oh you're right. She's definitely guilty of asking for it.

Does drinking make you do things you regret? Sometimes. Like that time I drank a bunch of $1 margarita pitchers and thought "You know.. I really think that it's a good idea if I also drink this Jager and then dance around like a pretty princess." Was not a good idea. Does drinking make you hurt people? No. You make…

That's it. I'm taking off these Old Navy jeans right meow. I don't care if I am in public.

This reads like an intro to a Law and Order SVU episode.

Doubting women's rape accusations without knowing a damn thing about what really happened is why many women feel scared and confused to come forward. Clearly, you've never been raped. So just don't say anything at all.

Now I want a burger.

Aw, the first one's kind of adorable.

Doesn't this count as bullying? Wish those Nosy Nancys would find something better to do with their lives, like teach a sex ed class or something.

Doesn't this count as bullying? Wish those Nosy Nancys would find something better to do with their lives, like teach a sex ed class or something.

Doesn't this count as bullying? Wish those Nosy Nancys would find something better to do with their lives, like teach a sex ed class or something.

This still doesn't change her weird shoulder-head combo movements. Freaks me out every time.

I used to take Accutane as a teenager. They take your blood routinely to make sure you are not pregnant, even at 14 or 15 years old. On the packaging, it also had a pregnant lady silhouette crossed out. So if you weren't careful about throwing away the paper tabs after popping out the pills, you'd have those all over…

They gotta get that sexy saxophone going. That's what really draws me in.