Bullshit. Are you fucking soft in head? The celtics fucked IT and he didn’t get paid, and he carried the fuck out of them. AD gave the pels 6 amazing years while they did fuck all to help him. He also gave them a heads up so they can trade him instead of walking with nothing.

Playstation FOOOUUURRRR!

“All I said was that I wanted to explore Uranus.”

The chances of his reputation getting ruined over this whole debacle is astronomical.

Fun fact: every picture of McCarthy on Google image search looks like a man who just discovered that he accidentally clogged the shitter at a family function.

Is there any way we can just pretend this is a Terry Allen doll? They all look the same to Snyder, right?

Probably just telling Alexa to replay his favorite Toto song.

After he was released, Nobody on the flight could remember why they liked him in the first place

Pizza is a complete meal in itself. That’s kinda the point.

What was wrong with it was Tony Siragusa.

Any punch thrown by someone bilked into being a Jags fan is, by definition, a sucker punch.

John Elway: “Vote Neigh on 112"

So you’re saying the gas and oil industry is backing a particular horse in this race?

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

So that’s why the mountain goats go crazy when Moises Alou goes to the petting zoo.

One win and one tie is all it took for all the Cleveland fans to be convinced that the League is out to screw them out of wins.

You know who’s responsible for Norm McDonald getting bumped, don’t you?

Vince McMahon in a nutshell.

He’s not long for the outfield with shaky, less-than-stirring defense like that. Unless he puts some kind of bonding agent on his glove, I’m thinking diamonds are forever in his future.

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